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The Official Store of the Mike Church Show featuring products from the DudeGearª line, designed and worn by the KingDude himself and is your official VAST, Red Right & Dude Nation Conspiracy Head Quarters.
"I don't just dream up all this great stuff for our listeners, I dream it up for me too! If I wouldn't wear a T-shirt or pour the Hot Sauce on my Raw Oysters or Proudly Drink the Beer out of my Pint Glasses, I WOULDN'T SELL THEM TO YOU! So come on in and get you some 'Manly, far out, solid and right on DudeGear" - Mike Church
DudeGear Store Sale:
It is getting warmer and we are looking to make more room for our wonderfully designed t-shirts.
This weekend only get our Founders University Hoodies and Sweatshirts for $9.95
Supplies are very limited on the Sweatshirt and Hoodies so act fast!
NOW Available in the DudeGear Store......
The Official Beer Party T-Shirt
This is the official t-shirt for the Beer Party. For those tired of the Tea Party being sold bag by bag to the highest Republican bidder.
We don't have the 'big' tent like the DeceptiCons.....ours is small and you can be removed by force.
This shirt is taken from the movie the Matrix when Neo is 
asked by Morpheus which pill will he choose....RED PILL = See how deep the rabbit hole goes
BLUE PILL = Story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you choose.
Gildan 100% Pre-shrunk
CLOSEOUT SPECIALS -Our First Official Hoodie JUST $9.95
Founders University Hoodie now in stock. This will help combat the unbelievably cool temperatures of Al Gore's 'global warming'. The Hoodie & Sweat are on-sale until they are sold out for just $9.95!!
Also available in T-shirt and Sweatshirt form.
CLOSEOUT SPECIALS -BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING JUST $9.95
Our first t-shirt with full design printed on the back and a small Obama logo on front left chest.
This shirt is based off the novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four" where in this society everyone is under complete surveillance by the authority figure. That novel has become famous for its portrayal of pervasive government surveillance and control, and government's increasing encroachment on the rights of the individual. (Sound Familiar?)
Spirit of '76 Story of the Ratification of the Constitution.......
“An exciting and much needed ride through the writing of the Constitution... unlike any film I have ever seen. Mike Church honors our history without trying to re-write it.”- Debbie Schlussel, Syndicated Radio Film Critic
World famous Dear Leader Chairman MaObama SWEATSHIRTS are in stock now!
More 100% Guarateed to Anger a brain-dead ObamaBot Zombie, gear:
"THE SPIRIT OF '76"
Available in Audio only or DVD only form
The long awaited third chapter of a trilogy that started with "The Road to Independence" ------
In 2009, the United States of America is looking for answers about our future. In 1776, we were given all the tools to guide us. Today, Mike Church brings you the definitive look at our past, how it relates to our present and what it can mean for our future.
“The Spirit of ’76” offers the real story of the writing and ratification of the Constitution in the new including the world’s first portrayal of the most important yet untold piece of the story: the Virginia Ratification Convention and the patriot Patrick Henry, who made famous the phrase, “Give me liberty, or give me death.” But you won’t just hear the historic debates that shaped our country - you can SEE it as well.
1. Audio Version contains:
3 - Audio CD
Stereo Sound-Digitally Mixed & Mastered
or
2. Video Version contains:
1 Full length movie
Widescreen - 1.77:1
Filmed in High Definition
Color - 167 minutes
It started to show up in California and no one would claim it, so we did!
(and we are proud of it)
This graphic is on a black 100% cotton pre-shrunk Gildan t-shirt. Screen print is on the front only as shown.
The image is based off the Heath Ledger Joker character from Batman the Dark Knight movie.
Another member of our 100% guaranteed to anger a LIB today T-Shirt series.
Our first t-shirt with full design printed on the back and a small Obama logo on front left chest.
This shirt is based off the novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four" where in this society everyone is under complete surveillance by the authority figure. That novel has become famous for its portrayal of pervasive government surveillance and control, and government's increasing encroachment on the rights of the individual. (Sound Familiar?)
Pre-Shrunk 100% Cotton
T-Shirt Color : Sand as pictured
Purchase the "Big Brother" t-shirt and add a "Big Brother" Bumper Sticker for only $3.00
Be PROUD to have been identified by the Obamnauts as a "Right Wing Extremist" just like our Founding Fathers.
Not only will you surely test my 100% anger a brain dead Obamabot Zombie guarantee, you'll learn some history in the process with your very own "Founding Father - Right Wing Extremists" T-shirt.
Don't forget to put one on layaway for Jeanine Garafalo AND to add the suitable for framing poster, now available!
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| Here is the smash YouTube hit "Mr. Jefferson" you have heard on the Mike Church Show. Because the demand is so intense for this song, we are forced to charge a fee to cover the costs of downloading bandwidth. | By Popular Demand! Our First Tee made EXCLUSIVELY for Mike Church Show Fans accented by Mr. Jack's Label and some Founding Father Goodness. Get one autographed by Mike Church Now! |
Jefferson/Obama Change We Can Believe In T-Shirt.
It's time to strike back and boast and brag about a REAL agent of Change who seems to be an endangered species if the Obamaphants get their way: Thomas Jefferson.
This striking image of the Declaration of Independence's author is rendered on 100% cotton, pre-shrunk cotton tees and is sure to make the wearer the hit of the party or the brunt of brainwashed liberal dementia.
This shirt comes in Dark Navy Blue for all sizes EXCEPT 4XL. 4XL shirts will come in BLACK only
PLEASE TAKE NOTE!!!! Shipments made by Post Office do not always arrive in a timely manner and are sometimes lost. We HIGHLY recommend that you choose UPS shipping. Your orders can be tracked from the time they leave Dude Central until they arrive at your door. PLEASE consider UPS shipping at checkout.
THANK YOU
- Mike Church
The Fame of Our Fathers 3 CD Set - The Perfect Gift for Conservatives of all ages!
America is still reeling from the debt brought on by war. Unemployment is on the rise, inflation is soaring
and a free trade deal that may benefit millions can’t get pushed through Congress.
These events should sound familiar to most Americans but not because they happened last year,
these events were lived out in the 1780’s and they helped bring about the convention
that produced the Constitution.
The Fame of Our Fathers tells the true, exciting stories of the events that led to the federal convention of 1787 and the men who put their stamp on history and earned lasting fame. Many Americans are inspired by the Founders but we never bother to ask: who inspired the Founders. NEW! Listen to Free Audio Previews
3 CD set, 2hrs 40 minutes - Stereo + bonus features
*The disc set is now in stock and shipping
Best Seller!!! Chairman MaObama T-Shirts are here to stay, but they won't stay in stock for long. We decided to respect the OFFICE of the Presidency as much as the current President does and continue printing this best-seller.
So..... BACK By Popular Demand ~ the Chairman Maobama tee!
Show your friends you plan to stand up against the Obama Takeover and "the end of [our] philosophy".
Get your SHUT UP & DRILL T-shirts now!
UPDATE - Order 6-Shut Up & Drill Shirts and take $5.00 off EACH! This shirt has already SOLD OUT FIVE TIMES! Get yours while THIS Supply Lasts and let APEC know you mean business.
By popular demand... the SHUT UP AND DRILL Bumper Sticker IS IN STOCK NOW.
NEW - Obama's "That's Above my Paygrade, T-shirt & Hot Sauce"
Somebody HAD to do this and since we were running out of patience, we
decided to some designing that was "Above our paygrade".
The Hot Sauce is available in a single bottle or a collectors set of 6. The T-Shirt comes in sizes Medium - XXXX Large
3 CD SET (Audio only)!!! ORDER NOW
As heard ALL DAY LONG the Rood to Independence Marathon on Sirius Patriot Ch. 144! It has taken 9 months to remix, add deleted scenes, recut some lines, compose new original music and add over 100 new special sound effects and we think it was worth the wait.
Finally, the entire story of the drafting of the Declaration of Independence can be told, in the glorious manner that we started out to tell it in. Re-mixed and beautifully mastered, the events of 1776 will sound as though you are living them in your home car or Independence Day Celebration.
The Road to Independence features a star turn from Emmy Award winning actor Jay Thomas as John Adams. Visit the Road to Independence Media Page for previews, Trailers and much more!
Never before has such a painstakingly researched re-enactment of America’s founding been undertaken and the results are breathtaking. Come take a journey with our Founding Fathers and rediscover the Birthright of limited self government we all inherit.
This Amazing collection contains:
Disc 1, Disc 2 contain the Road to Independence Feature. Commerical and interruption Free
Disc 3 Contains Special Features BONUS track
8 Page Road To Independence Collector's book including Complete Road to Independence Timeline, Full Track Listings, Rare Artwork, Production Notes and Founding Father Facts
Click to Reserve your copy today - autographed copies now available
NEW! And now Available as a Single Item! Same great Habenero Hot Sauce you've come to know and love from my 6 Pack Collector's sets but with the now infamous "Two small breasts, a pair of chubby thighs and 1 Left Wing" Hillary label.
This is SURE to be a collectors item and will bring howls of laughter from anyone you show or give a bottle to.
And don't forget to add the Shirts...
Do you Have Your Dude Number yet?
Introducing the KingDude's Hot Sauce Collection.
You probably didn't know that I spend nearly ALL my spare time at my other gig: feeding my family in new and more better ways. I've collected a lot of recipes over time for cooking everything from Steaks & burgers to good ole Cajun etoufees and soups.
These hot sauces not only will look sharp sitting on your counter or dashboard but they will add spice and flavor to everything you eat including popcorn! Each collection comes with a "Mini-Me" version of my soon to be best selling cook book besides how can you go wrong "Enriched Yellow Cake Uranium Sauce"!
LIBS ON THE RUN - My BESTSELLING CD - This is our biggest & Best CD yet and contains the full UNEDITED versions of Manuel Went down to GA, You're So Vain (Hillary's Theme), Work Like a Mexican and Two ORIGINAL Tracks not available anywhere else in the galaxy.
Plus get my Original "Friday is Hawaiian Shirt day Song" sure to be a hit after Democrat debates when it seems like Vladimir Lenin is set to seize control of America and sentence you to a frozen gulag for pledging allegiance to the flag (under God).
You wanna get kicked out of a Starbucks, laughing all the way out the door? You need a Fourbucks Hippie Tee.
This one was designed and drawn by me, I hope you have as much fun wearing it as I did making it! Order Now! - Mike Church
THE DUDEGEAR STORE SHOPPING CART SYSTEM IS NOW SECURE!!
We have (finally) completed making the credit card check out process 100% Safe and SECURE with state of the art 128 bit encryption.
Now you can shop the store with confidence that your private information is safe.
The most famous of our t-shirts! The Dude Number t-shirt gets an autograph from The KingDude for delivery to a new member of The Red. White & Dude Nation.
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| The KingDude Autographing a Fan's Dude Number T-shirt |
1. Shut Up & Drill Bumper Sticker!
