TSA: Getting To 2nd Base Has Never Been Easier

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(Audio) Mandeville, LA – If you haven’t taken a trip on that greatbig bird in the sky lately let us give you an insight on what you maybe getting yourself into. A porno. That’s right folks, these new AITScanners that are taking up space, time and money at your localairports are taking pretty graphic x-ray scans of the human body thatare beginning to cause what smells like a ruckus. Oh wait, we forgot totell you that if you wish to opt -out of the AIT Porno Scanner that’sperfectly fine – just get in the line to your left and wait to begroped, grabbed, handled, poked and pried via a law-enforcement’esquepat-down by the TSA that’s sure to get you to 2nd base and beyond.

Have no fear though ladies and gentleman, the end is in sight as long as we boycott together.The moment the major airlines begin to feel the slash in ticketpurchases and the stocks begin to hit the bottom line is the moment thered flag will be raised and phone calls will be made. In the meantimethough we’ll just televise, print and broadcast to the entire planetexactly how to get around the Porno Scanner and blow things tooblivion. Smart.

Related Material: To hear Mike state his case to a caller who is all for TSA having Grope Fest year-round then check out this exchange from the archives of The Mike Church Show on Sirius/XM’s Patriot Channel:

Chris of New York Is All For TSA. Mike, Not So Much

2010 Mike Church Show

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Host of the Mike Church Show on The Veritas Radio Network's CRUSADE Channel & Founder of the Veritas Radio Network. Formerly, of Sirius/XM's Patriot channel 125. The show began in March of 2003 exclusively on Sirius and remains "the longest running radio talk show in satellite radio history".

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