Hate Mail! Listener Wishes Me To Spare Him In My “Theocracy” With Moses

Mandeville, LA – There are some letters and notes that come into my hand that require no explanation nor response on my part, this is one of those. It might give you a chuckle or it might darken your day with the realization that for many, our baby-killing secular theocracy of Lincoln et al IS a religion-state.

“KingDude – Was listening to the 8/29 show and a caller brought up the point that we don’t need religious moral pronouncements; that reason, empathy and practicality are superior when it comes to guiding morality. You came back with Moses and the ten commandments. It gave me an idea on how you could clarify your convoluted position of establishing a theocracy while not really establishing a theocracy in America. Get a GoPro, climb on a mountain and have God hand down the new American constitution, just like He handed down the Ten Commandments to Moses. Not only would seeing this be sufficient evidence to convince a rational skeptic like myself; it would also most likely convert many Muslims to Christianity, alleviating some of the violence perpetuated by religion on Earth. Not to mention, you would become the modern day Moses and get lots of traffic on your website and show. Of course the only drawback would be, in all probability, none of that would actually happen and after a few days on the top of the mountain, everyone would see you on your GoPro scratching away at a big rock with a smaller rock. But then again you would still be the modern day Moses. Delete this email immediately and go back to your confirmation bias and special pleading.

PS – This is a request to appear on top of a mountain hence I ticked the “Mike Church Appearance Request” button.” – Lee Newsom

My response

Dear Lee,
This is very funny, I hope you enjoyed writing and sending it, thanks for thinking of me. I don’t want to say I’ll “never” get to the mountaintop you mention as that is currently in serious doubt, however, I shall make a special note to ask Moses to summon you on that day should haec mirabilus occur.

May your weekend be filled with joy and satisfying correspondence,

dominus vobiscum,

Mike Church

TheKingDude

Host of the Mike Church Show on The Veritas Radio Network's CRUSADE Channel & Founder of the Veritas Radio Network. Formerly, of Sirius/XM's Patriot channel 125. The show began in March of 2003 exclusively on Sirius and remains "the longest running radio talk show in satellite radio history".

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