We Beg Girls to Hormone Up With the Pill But Ban Boys From HGH

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Our government is now involved in the process of life and death, basically in deciding who lives and who dies at creation and afterwards, while still a part of the young woman.  All the while, it’s subsidizing and by law bringing all of this into effect.  Does this sound like something out of a horror movie, something out of a dystopian future that you would go to the cinema to watch in horror on screen and then pray and hope it never happens to you?  That’s what it sounds like to me, yet it’s only the one side of the gender where the hormones are detrimental. Check out the rest in today’s transcript…

 

Begin Mike Church Show Transcript

AG:  The HGH hearing is today in Congress with the NFL.  A lot of the discussion is going to be, ESPN had on the NFL Players Association director who talked about how they’re in favor of testing but the league has proposed no way for players to appeal in a judicial manner that’s independent.  They’re not going to accept any HGH testing coming down from Goodell at this hearing today in front of Congress without any kind of independent recourse for them to appeal the results.

Mike:  Wait, wait, did you say that Congress is going to have a hearing over a hormone?

AG:  They’re doing that today in the midst of honestly what is —

Mike:  In the midst of the fiscal cliff, right?

AG:  Yes, yes.

Mike:  In the midst of 170 million people’s income tax rates going up on January the 1st, [mocking] “We have important business to do here.  We are your imperial almighty federal overlords in Congress.  You are accused of putting HGH into your behind.  How do you plead?”  You’ve got to be kidding me.  Where’s that in the Constitution?  Hey, why don’t they bring Sandra Fluke in there put her on trial?  If she’s taken the birth control pill, that’s a hormone.  How do we know she’s not abusing it?  How do we know young women across the country — this is the great irony of this.  Let’s talk turkey for a minute.  You seem to know a lot more about HGH than I do.  Do I have this correct?  HGH is human growth hormone?

AG:  Correct.

Mike:  Natural or synthetic?

AG:  I think there are both kinds.

Mike:  What this is, athletes will take this while in training why?  What does it do?  Explain.

AG:  The breakdown of muscle normally takes a set amount of time, whether it be 24 hours, 48 hours to repair.  The idea is HGH lacks the kind of negative impact on your liver and kidneys that traditional steroids would impact, in terms of cycling on and off them, because of your body having natural HGH within it.  This would just be a supplement to it.  This allows bodies to repair themselves much quicker, therefore allowing players to lift weights in season at a much higher rate and maintain strength and promote healing at a faster rate than traditionally thought possible.

Mike:  So they’re becoming a very softer, much less fantastical version of the creatures in the Resident Evil series?  That’s what Umbrella Corporation is working on, what you just described to me.

AG:  You can get prescribed HGH.  I think doctors now prescribe it a lot to men over 50 or 55 years old.

Mike:  Geezers like me.

AG:  The question is whether it’s necessary for men in their 20s that are professional athletes.  I don’t necessarily know if there are the negative health side effects that are associated with steroid use.  Players use it.  I don’t have an issue with players using it.  They full well know what they’re taking and the possible negative side effects down the road.  Apparently we need congressional oversight.

Mike:  Thank you for the explanation.  That helps me out a lot.  So it’s mainly young players.  So older people like myself can take it, like you said, and prolong some of the aging effects and the degeneration of muscle that happens naturally.  Younger people take it apparently, as Mr. Gruss just said, to enhance their athletic performance.  So Congress is going to have these hearings.  [mocking] “We’ve got to know what’s going on.  We’ve got to stop our young people from getting on hormones.”  Really?  When are you going to hear on the birth control pill?  When is that hearing going to start?

You do know what the birth control pill does, don’t you?  I know a little bit about this, having been in a natural family planning course put on by the Catholic Church about 15 years ago and going through and getting certified as an NFP planner.  I know exactly what that pill does.  That pill does the same thing to a young woman’s uterus that you just described that happens to a young man’s biceps.  It alters their performance so that Sandra Fluke can fluke her way across the country without fear of becoming pregnant.  This is a destructive thing that is being to our young women’s bodies.  Yet Congress, not only do they sanction it, they prescribe it and pay for it.

You want to sit here and tell me that we have to get hormones out of sports to protect young boys, yet we don’t have to get hormones out of courting and dating and high school and college to protect young women?  You people that are doctors, especially you that are OB/GYNs, you know this.  The damage that is done by the use of what is known as the birth control pill, which is a hormone as I understand it, is destructive.  It has consequential effects for the rest of that young woman, then middle-aged, then older woman’s life.  Again, we have no problem here because [mocking] “It’s a civil right, you see?  It’s a civil right to take the birth control pill.  Our young women will benefit so tremendously from the sexual freedom they will gain from taking the birth control pill.  No one is going to second guess that, are they, for fear of members of Gal-Qaeda protesting so vehemently and trying to drive anyone that would dare question this from the airwaves.  If you’re going to have hearings on HGH, you need to have hearings on Ortho-Novum, but that’s not going to happen.

Just think of what our government is involved in, ladies and gentlemen.  If you’re not coming around to the idea of separation and rethinking the union, perhaps maybe me putting this into perspective for you will gently nudge you.  Our government sanctions, finds ways to prosecute and then legalizes the murder of the unborn.  That is the ghastly process of abortion.  While it’s doing so, it does everything it can to make the activity that is necessary to cause the pregnancy to happen in the first place, which is illicit sex among those who do not love one another but who lust for one another, so it encourages this being taught in our schools and funds it.  Then when it goes awry and the children actually start acting upon it and start acting like the animals in Lord of the Flies without any of the responsibility of marriage and family, then they have to create these things called birth control pills, or someone has to create them.  Then the government has to pay for it and chooses to pay for it and chooses to subsidize it.

All the while, you’re poisoning the minds and wombs of young women all for the utopian purpose of making women just like men.  They can get out there and do this and that and all without fear of becoming pregnant.  They can have it all.  While this is going on, their bodies are being ravaged by this hormonal dose that they take called the birth control pill.  As I said, not only do we have a problem with it, but we are actually subsidizing it and paying for it.   You flip the coin and start talking about young men who want to take a similar substance, a hormone, and they want to take it to improve their lot in athletic life and maybe improve their earnings potential.  We are told this is bad, horrendous, that Roger Clemens must go to jail, that Barry Bonds and the rest of them must go to jail.  They’re all evil and despicable.  We must tell our young men to not take hormones.  Why shouldn’t the young men take the hormones?  We instruct young women that there is no consequence.  Take the hormones without fear and keep taking them.

Our government is now involved in the process of life and death, basically in deciding who lives and who dies at creation and afterwards, while still a part of the young woman.  All the while, it’s subsidizing and by law bringing all of this into effect.  Does this sound like something out of a horror movie, something out of a dystopian future that you would go to the cinema to watch in horror on screen and then pray and hope it never happens to you?  That’s what it sounds like to me, yet it’s only the one side of the gender where the hormones are detrimental.

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