Liberal Media Says Jan Brewer Saved America

Jan Brewer Saved America!

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – “All the good people of Arizona awaited the word of their governor to descend from on high of Mt. Governor’s Office, and to descend down the steps of the capitol building with the stone tablets in her hands as they had just been emblazoned from the good word of God himself.  And the good word spaketh to the people of Arizona that the evil that was religious liberty hath been banished from this land forevermore, never again to show its evil, ugly, despicable head again.”  Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

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Mike:  I have an interesting little graphic that I put together if I could ever get it finished and completed and loaded up.  I’ll load it up during the timeout.  My graphic is a paint-by-number presentation of the ebullient, joyous occasion that must have been seen and photographed yesterday outside the Arizona capitol building.  All the good people of Arizona awaited the word of their governor to descend from on high of Mt. Governor’s Office, and to descend down the steps of the capitol building with the stone tablets in her hands as they had just been emblazoned from the good word of God himself.

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And the good word spaketh to the people of Arizona that the evil that was religious liberty hath been banished from this land forevermore, never again to show its evil, ugly, despicable head again.  Then the governor regaled the throngs below with the tidings of great joy and the explanation that at the end of the day we’re all Americans.  At the end of the day, we must all learn to love, respect, admire, and serve one another.  At the end of the day, this act of this despicable legislature that was elected by, I

guess, the wonderful, good people of Arizona has been smacked down like the disobedient dog that it was.  It’s been put back into its cage so it can never again terrorize the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered masses that have been so persecuted across the Arizona amber waves of grain.  Thank the Lord.

If I had the voice of Patrick Stewart, folks, Captain Picard from Star Trek, I’d say: You go gay, Arizona business pro, you go gay.  Thus spake Jan Brewerthustra.  And today, across the Arizona plains, any low points of the Grand Canyon, today the sun will shine on the northern to the southern, from the eastern to the western.  Today, respectable people of Arizona, you can leave your homes.  You can travel internationally on business now.  You have been restored to the secular, manmade station in life that you were always intended to be.  Those that conspired to have you practice this, what is it that they call this, this religious liberty or whatever it’s called, you will now have to find a new Nazi Germany to practice your evil, to practice your treachery in, because Arizona has been liberated.  Is that the story that you people are getting out there today?  That’s the story I’m seeing plastered all over every website I’ve been to today.

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