NASA’s “Alien Life Discovery” Is Based On Photoshop & & Star Wars

Mandeville, LA – The British tabloids ahve been all abuzz this past week over the “discoverey” NASA is about to “reveal” to the human race. The narrative holds that the Kepler telescope has detected “drops” in distant stars that supposedly show that a planet has passed in between that star and the telescope. NASA then takes these “drops” and analyzes them, and at distances so vast they have to be measured in years that science cannot prove, light years. Then the “data” is handed over to artists at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory and using Photoshop, they then render images of these “planets” that are then sent to the press. The press then dutifully publishes these pieces of fiction/art under titles like The Chicago Tribune’s: NASA telescope finds 10 more planets that could have life. Look closely and you’ll see the microscopic disclaimer that isn’t even a disclaimer:

This artist rendering provided by NASA/JPL-Caltech/T. Pyle, taken in 2015, depicts one possible appearance of the planet Kepler-452b

Now where I come from, “taken” as in photograph means “when the photo was snapped” but we know that there IS NO PHOTO, so what is this news then?

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE” – So let me see if I understand this! OUR planet and country that launched the Kepler satellite are so Star Spangled Option that stars dip in brightness when the planet being photoshopped passes between the star and us so WE can see it with Kepler!? But wait! How does Kepler know it’s a planet orbiting THAT star? Are there asteroids in that “solar system like we have”? Are there comets? In relation to its position in space, how does Kepler stay perfectly still so that the light it is gathering is precise? Questions, questions, questions!

Now, some slide-rule toting charlatans have hired LucasFilm wannabe artists to present “evidence” that justifies 3 things:

1 – NASA’s existence along with the hundreds of billions of dollars in makework it engenders.

2 – Darwin and evolution’s “truth”.

3 – There are aliens meaning the Creation Story is not true.

This scam is perpetrated in nearly every major media outlet yet there is no evidence for the story. As the Kolbe Institute’s Hugh Owen states, there is MORE evidence for Creation then for “theistic evolution” and its secular, diabolical sibling “the search for extraterrestrial life” which directly concludes the existence of this “life” and thus the search only confirms the dogma and that is what is at stake: The Dogma of The Church and its teaching.

“Whereas the Apostles and Fathers of the Church believed and proclaimed the literal historical truth of the early chapters of Genesis, the vast majority of contemporary Catholic evangelists and catechists believe and proclaim theistic evolution-the doctrine that God used billions of years of natural processes to produce the various kinds of living things, including man. Since God’s commandments do not change, the restoration of the literal historical interpretation of Genesis holds a key to success in the new evangelization. To build a new evangelization on the foundation of theistic evolution would be like trying to build a high rise building on a foundation of sand.” [empahsis mine-MC}

Let’s revisit the AP “story” – more like LucasFilm fairy tale – the Tribune published. Most newspaper/news site readers do not read past the first paragraph of any given story. Here is what the average ‘Murican would take away from the “discovery of alien life” scam.

“NASA’s planet-hunting telescope has found 10 new planets outside our solar system that are likely the right size and temperature to potentially have life on them, broadly hinting that we are probably not alone.”

So the dubious parasitic entity known as NASA is “hinting” they have discovered “life” when in fact all they’ve discovered is how to use a few Photoshop filters to turn the “space” between pixels into what people think “space” looks like thanks to George Lucas and Star Wars idolatry. And idolatry is what ET obsession is growing even in Catholic circles. In 2010 Dr. Benjamin Wiker explained this and how dangerous to The Church it is in The Catholic Church And Science.

“Mormonism, with all the bizarre cosmic speculation in its core theological dogmas, represents the inevitable and ultimate result of the attempts at syncretism by Christians with ET mania. As we see, doctrine becomes entirely defined, or better, entirely redefined, according to the particular fancies of charismatic leaders who claim newly revealed astronomical “truths” that supersede biblical truths. Even God becomes an ET, while ETs
become gods. Whereas Christians and heretical spin-offs tried to fit Jesus Christ into the new cosmic scheme, some Deists understood the clear implications of a plurality of worlds for the specific claims of the Christian Incarnation.

Beware the “pluarlity of worlds” which is just an extension of the “plurality of faiths” e.g. Protestantism, and Mohammedanism.

TheKingDude

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