obesity

Government Approved Children’s Meals And Bedtime Stories

That Is NOT Government Approved! Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "So we’re trying to prevent little children from becoming fat bastards in the future. How is it they’ve become fat? They’ve become fat by doing what? Eating what the previous administration’s government-approved diet was. Remember, we’ve talked about this before. How did we get this thing called the food chart and food pyramid and what have you? This wasn’t something […]

April 4, 2014 8

Transcripts

The Nation That Borrows Together, Pigs Out Together

Now, because we’ve run out of wilderness to conquer, now the wilderness that we conquer are teaching children that they can’t skateboard or can’t do anything else without proper padding and proper safety procedures and all that, oh but we can pigs out without safeguards.

October 14, 2013 10

Daily Clip

Now Hiring: NYC Soda Police

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Are they going to have soda police in New York? What is the penalty for violating this act of soda tyranny? They ought to have the New York Soda Party. They ought to find out where Bloomberg is going to be sailing his Bloomberg yacht out on the Hudson and dump 10,000 gallons of soda into the harbor, call it the New York Soda […]

March 11, 2013 3