Une Cinema Critique! Brad Pitt Is PERFECT In F1 & Liam Neeson’s Comic Turn’s Epic Fail!

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🎬 Featured Reviews This Week: Cold Storage — ⭐ 1½ Reagans The Internship — ☭ 1 Marx, 1 Laura Loomer & 2 Jared Kushners F1 — ⭐⭐⭐½ Reagans

This week on “Une Cinema Critique” from The Mike Church Show, Mike Church fires up the patented “Reagan & Marx” Movie Review System™ where a masterpiece earns 4 Ronald Reagans and cinematic communism earns 4 Karl Marxs.

This week’s reviews include the campy sci-fi thriller Cold Storage, the painfully contrived spy disaster The Internship, and the high-octane Formula One spectacle F1 starring Brad Pitt and Javier Bardem.

🏁 F1 steals the show with incredible race cinematography, outstanding chemistry between Pitt and Bardem, and enough adrenaline to make Top Gun: Maverick blush. Mike says director Joseph Kosinski basically made Top Gun with Formula 1 cars — and somehow pulled it off.

🧊 Cold Storage gets modest praise as a goofy popcorn escape from the nonstop doom-scroll news cycle, while The Internship gets roasted harder than a Hollywood awards speech, complete with DEI super-spy clichés and Cold War leftovers nobody ordered.

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