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Why Santorum is NOT a Conservative – Mike Church Show Audio & Transcript Exclusive

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Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – What makes Ricky Santorum a Conservative? Voting to raise the debtceiling? Voting for No Child Left Behind? Voting for Medicare Part D?Banning the light Bulb? Eating yellow grits? These are all of the things that make Ricky a Conservative, right? Apparently it is in at leastAlabama and Mississippi… Check out today’s transcript for more…

 

Begin Mike Church Show Transcript

Mike:  Alabama, Mississippi primary results, so Conservatives in Alabama and Mississippi choose debt ceiling blowout, choose parts of Obamacare, choose Medicare Part D, choose No Child Gets an Education, choose moon bases, choose Mars bases.  All sorts of conservative — you know, you guys out there in Alabama and Mississippi are just acting way too Conservativey.  Did you hear Lawrence ODonnell with the two nitwit libtards there crying into their weak tea about the working women that went out and voted for Rick Santorum, St. Rick of Tarsus, yesterday?

AG:  So in Alabama, working women were 24 percent of the total vote.  They went 20 percent Romney, 49 percent Santorum, 23 percent Gingrich, 7 percent Paul, according to the exit polls.

Mike:  [laughing] Seven percent Ron Paul.  So, Thomas Jefferson reanimated and brought to life in the form of Ron Paul, James Madison reanimated and brought to life in the form of Ron Paul, seven percent.  People often ask me, [mocking] Mike, what do you think the Founding Fathers would do if they were alive today?  Well, number one, they would recognize this scenario, because they would know tyranny when they see it, and number two, they would wonder why the only guy that thinks and acts like them only gets seven percent.  Thats whats left in this country — its not even whats left, AG.  Its even worse.  Most of that vote is young people.  Most of Pauls vote is young people.  Thats not whats left, thats the future. 

Lets go back to the telephones.  Robert is in Arkansas.  Robert, youre on the Mike Church Show, on the Patriot Channel on Sirius XM.

Caller Robert:  Good morning, dude.

Mike:  How are you, Robert?

Caller Robert:  I be doing all right up here.  I got a real simple way to solve this Whos the most Conservative question for you, he said to lighten this show up a little bit.  Ask Mr. Romney, what color of grits did he eat?

Mike:  Were they white grits or yellow grits, right?

Caller Robert:  Thats correct.  Everybody knows a true died-in-the-wool Southern boy dont eat no yellow grits.

Mike:  [laughing]  Wheres Herman Cain when we need him?

Caller Robert:  I imagine Herman Cain eats his white grits.

Mike:  Could you see Herman Cain asking this question.  [mocking]  Governor Romney, I would just like to know, did you eat white or yellow grits?  Cause no self-respecting southern Conservative eat yellow grits.  They dont put it on pizza.  They dont put it in cheese.  They dont put it with shrimps.  They dont eat it. 

Caller Robert:  Messed up a little bit.  If you looked at everybodys records and what theyre running on, they should all be in prison and none of them should be in office.

Mike:  Now Robert, youre being really hard on all our wonderful conservative friends out there.  Are you a member of the counter-Conservative revolution, Robert?

Caller Robert:  Im pretty much a member of the underground Conservative membership.

Mike:  No, no, dont be underground because that would put you in company with people that are most definitely a Conservative, meaning theyre not.  Now the counter-Conservative revolution is my revolution.  Conservatives, the fake, phony frauds who call themselves constitutionalists and what have you, every other year or so, [mocking] Lets raise the debt ceiling.  Thats a great idea, isnt it?  Every time we get a chance, Lets add some new departments and programs to the Education Department.  Its not constitutional.  Oh, shut up you old fuddy-duddy Ron Paul.  Every other year or so, Hey, I got a great idea.  I got it.  We dont have any money.  Well print it.  I dont think you should be printing money.  The Constitution says gold and silver coin.  Shut up, Ron Paul.  You know, things like that. 

Conservatives are all about raising the debt ceiling.  Theyre all about making deals with dumbocrats, and not just deals with dumbocrats, but dumb, unconstitutional deals with dumbocrats.  Well give you Medicare Part D, well give you No Child Gets an Education Act, well ban light bulbs.  Well do all sorts of nifty things, but were conservatives because were Republicans.  You know that light bulb ban is the product of a GOP Congress.  You know that, right?

Caller Robert:  I know that.  Thats what Im saying, man.  Everybody up there should — there aint anybody who looks to me like hes qualified to run for the leader of this country.

Mike:  I just want to say to you, Robert, or anyone whos listening — [mocking] Mike, why dont you beat the Democrats up for a little bit?  I dont beat the Democrats up as much because we know that theyre libtards.  Theyre supposed to be the communist/socialist party.  The other party is supposed to be the opposition.  Thats why.  Because it matters to me, because I have children and I care.  I would hope that the opposition would actually oppose.  But according to the nitwittery in Alabama and Mississippi and Kansas, and hell, lets throw every other state in there, what is Conservative is to do all the things that I just mentioned here. 

This is why I will not — if you call this show and called me a Conservative, you might as well call me a D-I-C-K.  That is an insult.  Do not ever call your most kind and gracious host a Conservative ever again.  The term has been hijacked.  It means nothing other than political television, radio and publishing opportunism.  Thats what it means.  Ive got to go, Robert.  Thank you very much.  When is your primary?

Caller Robert:  I believe its in May.

Mike:  AG, is he in May?  Is he in the late ones?  Texas, Pennsylvania is in May, right?  Robert, we have a little while left to campaign in your state.  Thank you very much for your phone call. 

End Mike Church Show Transcript

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TheKingDude
Host of the Mike Church Show on The Veritas Radio Network's CRUSADE Channel & Founder of the Veritas Radio Network. Formerly, of Sirius/XM's Patriot channel 125. The show began in March of 2003 exclusively on Sirius and remains "the longest running radio talk show in satellite radio history".

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