American Culture Is Now Officially Insane-Granny’s Now “Drunk In Love”

Mandeville, LA – American culture is now officially insane. Hide the kids and any statues of the Blessed Virgin before viewing this TV ad from “Osphena”, set to a thumping rock guitar beat, extolling the virtue of Granny doping up so she can be all that Granny’s can be: Wilt Chamberlain’s understudy. Not satisfied with dolling up 8 year old’s for “Dance Mom” shows, Americans now lust for Granny (this is about menopause after all) to do what “all the kids are doing…PAIN-free sex!” Who knew that grandpa needed a warning phone call before we go “over the river and through the woods.”

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fjC/osphena

Recall last month when I wrote about Beyone’s “Drunk in Love” filth, I never imagined one of the “Golden Girls” going “surfboard” on GEorge Burns.