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(Audio) Mandeville, LA - First Lady Chairmanette MaObama has takenthe nutritional needs of all the fat kids throughout America and placedit neatly on her plate so as to tend to it as soon as possible. Andtend she will folks, she plans to instill a major new initiative thatwill place up to 5,000 salad bars in public schools nation wide. Hasthe Gubbmint taken the perfection of society into it's deadly Leviathangrasp? What does a world purged of fat kids even promote?It […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - On Fridays here at the Mike Church Show wewake up at the ass crack of dawn and we bleed two things: HawaiianShirts & Free Phones. That's it folks. In fact, it consumesliterally the rest of the day post-air on Thursdays. This particularFriday the talk show heavens above sent down a glimmer of goodness inthe form of Larry. Hear Mike and Dude-Maker Hotline Caller of the Year Nominee Larrytalk about Leviathan's stranglehold grasp on the economy, the […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - If you haven't heard yet, today we werefortunate enough to have Angelo M. Codevilla on the Dude-Maker Hotline,and it was thirty five minutes of Constitutional serenity.If you missedit we suggest you direct all of your complaints, discrepancies,comments and suggestions to the bin entitled "Shut Up". And then we suggest that you go immediately to the lead story for today where you can hear the interview in it's entirety. As for today's Show Clip of the Day, we […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Three people standing in a room. First guysays - You know it's an old wives tale that everything the FederalGovernment does involving money comes out of your pocket as atax-payer. Second guy says -That's fine by me, without the assistanceof the Federal Government who would make sure of our safety in flight.The third guy stands up and punches the other two in the face saying"I'm Mike Church you knuckle-dragging-neanderthals, now shut up andlisten before America goes […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - If you haven't taken a trip on that greatbig bird in the sky lately let us give you an insight on what you maybe getting yourself into. A porno. That's right folks, these new AITScanners that are taking up space, time and money at your localairports are taking pretty graphic x-ray scans of the human body thatare beginning to cause what smells like a ruckus. Oh wait, we forgot totell you that if you wish to […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Perhaps you've heard about the phony debt commission gettingtogether and claiming they can fix some of our problems by cutting 4trillion dollars out of the Federal budget for the next ten years. Firstly,these numbers are not reliable and are always wrong on the 'high' side.Secondly, cutting 4 trillion is like saying you'll clean the GrandCanyon when all you do is vacuum the Welcome Center, in order to actually begin paying this debt without defaulting we need […]