Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Audio & Transcript – Well Larry in Philadelphia, I hope that turd works out for you because that’s going to be some smelly change. We’re not even sure Larry is listening to the right program because he accuses Mike of badmouthing Romney, which he wasn’t, but it doesn’t really matter, Romney and Obama are both going to send you crashing over the waterfall. So Larry, maybe you should actually start LISTENING to the show before you call and maybe you would learn something… Listen to today’s clip of the day for more…
Begin Mike Church Show Transcript
Mike: I see Larry in Philadelphia. Larry, you’re next, Mike Church Show, Sirius XM Patriot Channel. How are you?
Caller Larry: I have a question for you. Would you go to prom with Romney? Right now, I would vote for a turd over Barack Obama right now.
Mike: Congratulations. I hope the turd does well for you. It might smell along the way, but I hope it does well for you.
Caller Larry: Well, badmouthing Romney is not going to help voters to vote for him. If that’s what we’re stuck with, that’s what we’re stuck with. This idiot Barack Obama, why they haven’t impeached him yet is beyond me, the way he’s been robbing this country blind, stealing everything, lying to the public. He uses this country for his own private piggy bank.
Caller Larry: You know he has.
Mike: Where have I been in denial that Obama has not driven the largest deficit —
Caller Larry: You were sitting there talking about Romney, making fun of Romney, because he was going to go do something.
Caller Larry: Like I said, I —
Mike: When? When was I making fun?
Caller Larry: Earlier today.
Mike: Governor Romney only came up in one conversation, sir. The only conversation he came up in was in Robert Gibbs saying that Romney wouldn’t take out bin Laden. I didn’t even talk about Governor Romney economically speaking. I think you’re listening to another radio show.
Caller Larry: No, I’m listening to you. You’re the reason why I wait until later on. I just turned on my radio and unfortunately you’re there bull-crapping about Romney.
Mike: Cry me a river, Larry. We should never, never uncover the unvarnished truth about anyone else that’s on our team, right Lar? We should just ignore all that. There’s an old saying, Larry. You can take that turd and polish it, but it’s still a turd. By the by, I never said anything derogatory today, that I’m aware of, that I recall, about Mitt Romney. If you actually listen to the show, unfortunately, Larry — and you’re free to turn the dial, which I would strongly suggest you not do, because if anyone is in need of a [r]epublican lobotomy, it is you. You need to be [r]botomized.
I’ve actually said, it’s on the record, that if you put a gun to my head and you made me choose between Obama and Governor Romney, I’m going to pick Governor Romney. That’s not even a question. Does that mean that he ought to get a pass, that he escapes and those he’s going to sweep up with him get a pass? Hasn’t that been tried before and we all just jump into our happy little partisan lifeboats and row merrily down that cascading river that’s heading towards that waterfall? Watch out, Larry, there’s a waterfall coming. I got news for you. We’re all going over in the boat, Larry. Whether we go over in the boat with Obama or we go over in the boat with Romney, does it really matter? When you hit the bottom and the rocks, you’re going to break your head.
Screaming at me is also not going to fix the problem, sir. Some of us believe that the body politic out there needs to be challenged to think outside the box that you have been taught to think in your entire life. That’s why you take the matrix cable in the back of your head and you unplug from the matrix, sir. Think about that. You have been voting for political parties your entire life, and your entire life you have bitched, moaned, whined and complained about the results. Maybe, like Einstein, we ought to apply the formula. Insanity means doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
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