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Church Doctrine-Keystone Pipeline Being Mangled By Keystone Cop Congress

Keystone Pipeline Being Mangled By Keystone Cop Congress ©2014 Mike Church Mandeville, LA - Republicans and Democrats squawking over the mythical “Keystone Pipeline” seem more like “Keystone Cops” with the big difference being the Cop imbeciles were fiction. Recently, Senator Mary Landrieu has ascended to her polished, alabaster perch to proclaim that she is and has always been a proponent of building the pipeline. This prompted Republican Bill Cassidy to […]

May 8, 2014 1

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There’d Be No “Anti-Gay”, If Gays Were “Anti-Social”

Mandeville LA - Only in 2014 America could a “religious restoration” act be pegged as “anti-gay”, to be used onlyby “bigots”. You see, a group of MS based chefs plan to take their condemnation of the law with them to New York City this July for a protest dinner. The “Big Gay Mississippi Welcome Table” as it is billed will feature “polite southern activism with food” according to organizer, chef […]

May 6, 2014 7

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Church Doctrine – World’s Oldest Profession Meets World’s Biggest Racket

Mandeville, LA - World’s Oldest Profession Meets World’s Biggest Racket ©2014 Mike Church It’s the “world’s oldest profession” and apparently, in Louisiana, the world’s toughest to enforce the law against. This is what spurred New Orleans legislator Austin Badon to file a bill banning solicitation by panhandlers. This would make it easier for the cops to arrest prostitutes not as hookers but as beggars. Of course this means that many […]

May 1, 2014 7

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Channeling Oprah to Stop Beyonce, “Something Needs to be done about her lyrics, Like now!”

Mandeville, LA - Exactly 6 years ago today, Barrack Obama, publicly spoke out against his former pastor of 20 years, Jeremiah Wright. Wright had been embroiled in a simmering controversy over recorded sermons where he thundered “no no no, not God Bless America; God bleeeeeep America!” In a press conference discussing the issue Wright doubled down on his vitriol, condemning the U.S government for inventing the HIV virus as means […]

April 29, 2014 3

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Middle Class Gets Hosed By The Sick Culture It Worships

Mandeville LA - American middle-class families have been a fixture on network TV from the Honeymooners of the 50’s to the Keatons in the 90’s... well from the 90’s on the definition of middle class and of family has been changing for the worse and one of those changes is standard of living. For the first time in almost a century the U.S. middle-class is falling to the rock bottom […]

April 23, 2014 6

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The Supreme Court, A Crime Against Nature

Mandeville LA - Today's Church Doctrine video covers the "crime against nature" laws on the books in nearly every state in the land until the Supreme Court found a "miracle amendment" cure for sodomy to become part of the U.S. Constitution. I don't buy this fraud and provide facts to back up my case. You might’ve heard that the Louisiana Legislature failed, in it’s Mozilla-like quest to eradicate that scourge of […]

April 17, 2014 6

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Tax Filing Day Helps Caesar Make War On We The People

Mandeville LA - Ben Franklin is rumored to have said “Nothing is certain but death and taxes” what he couldn’t have known is that our government today delays the former so it can collect more of the latter. Today is the official day of the financial genuflect we are all expected to make called Tax Filing Deadline Day. Through a twist of lunar fate Tax Day happens during Holy Week […]

April 15, 2014 7

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With or Without Common Core The State Owns Public School Kids

Mandeville LA - The battle over “Common Core” continues to rage in that simmering cauldron of legal buffoonery called the Louisiana Legislature. There are now six bills pending that either cement Common Core into the legal fabric of the state’s education “system” or remove the educational scourge entirely. One St Tammany man who testified at a House hearing said exactly what needed to be said. “You will not take our control […]

April 10, 2014 7

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“Inconceivable”! Imperial Congress Guarantees Reliable Dreams, Independence Looms

Mandeville LA - The job assignments for members of the Imperial Congress just keep expanding. In Michigan yesterday, President Obama spiked the football in the ObamaCare end-zone proclaiming that the Feds job is now to “...make sure our fellow citizens can also pursue their dreams”. Gee, I wonder what part of the Federal Constitution covers the guarantee of affordable dream-catchers? At about the same time Obama was promising free dreams, New Orleans […]

April 3, 2014 9