Founders Pass

Rand Paul: Nomination of Obama’s Kill List Lawyer Should Be DOA

This lawyer that Obama has nominated to be the next judge seated on the federal bench has now come to the attention of Senator Rand Paul, who wants to know why in dude’s holy name should anyone vote for David Barron without first knowing exactly what was in the “you can go ahead and kill Anwar al-Awlaki” memo he authored.

May 13, 2014 7

Daily Clip

The Odd Throuple – Gay Is “Conservative” Now That Polyamory Is Here

It used to be you just "came out" as a lesbian or a gay guy. Now it will become fashionable to come out as a poly. What’s a poly? Poly is Latin for many as in polyamory. Now you’re not monogamous to the other homosexual, now you are trinogamous to three, four, maybe five, six, homosexuals. What's next, incest?

May 8, 2014 8

Church Doctrine

Church Doctrine-Keystone Pipeline Being Mangled By Keystone Cop Congress

Keystone Pipeline Being Mangled By Keystone Cop Congress ©2014 Mike Church Mandeville, LA - Republicans and Democrats squawking over the mythical “Keystone Pipeline” seem more like “Keystone Cops” with the big difference being the Cop imbeciles were fiction. Recently, Senator Mary Landrieu has ascended to her polished, alabaster perch to proclaim that she is and has always been a proponent of building the pipeline. This prompted Republican Bill Cassidy to […]

May 8, 2014 1

Daily Clip

Why Fort Sumter Was Defended From Federals By Patriots

Of course, the story goes that Lincoln refused to see the commissioners because he knew that his force had been sent down to Charleston Harbor. It is believed by many that he was hoping that there would be a confrontation and he could use that as an excuse to threaten the South Carolinians with a full invasion and force them to undo their recent secession and rejoin the Union. That […]

May 6, 2014 10

Church Doctrine

There’d Be No “Anti-Gay”, If Gays Were “Anti-Social”

Mandeville LA - Only in 2014 America could a “religious restoration” act be pegged as “anti-gay”, to be used onlyby “bigots”. You see, a group of MS based chefs plan to take their condemnation of the law with them to New York City this July for a protest dinner. The “Big Gay Mississippi Welcome Table” as it is billed will feature “polite southern activism with food” according to organizer, chef […]

May 6, 2014 6

Daily Clip

Caller Krystal: “God Wouldn’t Let Me Sleep After Choosing Abortion, So I Un-chose It”

Mandeville, LA - The strangest thing happened during the middle of this phone call. The electricity turned off for a split second, long enough to restart all my electronics and disconnect the broadcast feed to/from XM. That's not so strange but here is what is. All of the computers used to broadcast and record the SiriusXM show are connected to battery backups in CASE a brownout occurs the batteries will […]

May 6, 2014 6

Church Doctrine

Church Doctrine – World’s Oldest Profession Meets World’s Biggest Racket

Mandeville, LA - World’s Oldest Profession Meets World’s Biggest Racket ©2014 Mike Church It’s the “world’s oldest profession” and apparently, in Louisiana, the world’s toughest to enforce the law against. This is what spurred New Orleans legislator Austin Badon to file a bill banning solicitation by panhandlers. This would make it easier for the cops to arrest prostitutes not as hookers but as beggars. Of course this means that many […]

May 1, 2014 7

Church Doctrine

Channeling Oprah to Stop Beyonce, “Something Needs to be done about her lyrics, Like now!”

Mandeville, LA - Exactly 6 years ago today, Barrack Obama, publicly spoke out against his former pastor of 20 years, Jeremiah Wright. Wright had been embroiled in a simmering controversy over recorded sermons where he thundered “no no no, not God Bless America; God bleeeeeep America!” In a press conference discussing the issue Wright doubled down on his vitriol, condemning the U.S government for inventing the HIV virus as means […]

April 29, 2014 2

Fame Of Our Fathers

Happy Birthday James Monroe-Founder-Patriot-[r]epublican

Mandeville, LA - Brion MacClanahan reminds us of the wonderful life of James Monroe, often described as my favorite Founding Father (when Taylor isn't the subject). "Monroe was elected to the 1788 Virginia Ratifying Convention and along with Patrick Henry, George Mason, and William Grayson opposed ratification. He feared that the “national” government would eventually trounce on the liberties of the people of the States and thus pushed for a […]

April 28, 2014 1