The Odd Throuple – Gay Is “Conservative” Now That Polyamory Is Here

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Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It used to be, and this is becoming old hat now, you used to just come out as a homosexual, come out as a lesbian, come out as a gay guy.  Now it will become fashionable to come out as a poly.  What’s a poly?  Poly is Latin for many as in polyamory.  Now you’re not monogamous to the other homosexual, now you are trinogamous to three, four, maybe five, six.  Who says we can’t get a couple guys involved here?  What if it’s two chicks, one guy?

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Three women in Massachusetts claim they are the world’s first lesbian ‘throuple,’ after they all exchanged wedding vows and ‘married’ each other last year.

Brynn, Doll, and Kitten are three women who range in age from 27 to 34. Last August, they organized a wedding-style ceremony, in which they entered into a threesome “marriage” union.

Even though Massachusetts recognizes same-sex “marriages,” polygamy is illegal. However, that did not deter Brynn, Doll, and Kitten from entering into a three-way relationship.

“In our eyes we are married,” Brynn told The Sun newspaper. “We had specialist lawyers draw up paperwork so our assets are equally divided.” [Mike: If you’re paying attention, folks, if you can do three, why can’t you do four, five, six? Remember old 1970s family drama Eight is Enough? No, eight’s not enough. We can do nine. I think we can do ten.]

The three women recognized that their union is possibly unprecedented.

“As far as we know, there aren’t any other three women who are married like us,” Doll told the Daily Mail.

Doll says she has considered herself to by polygamous since high school.

“I had always dated girls, who—although they had boyfriends or girlfriends—were also allowed to date me,” she stated. [Mike: I assume by dating, folks, we’re not talking about the garden variety, let me pick you up, we’ll go to a movie, I’ll have you home by ten. Hi, Mr. Smith, it was nice to see you. I don’t think that’s what Brynn means by dating, do you?] “I never thought that much about it and I had never really come out as poly to my friends and family. To me, it was just how I was.” 

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Mike:  Okay, I want you to note what just happened in that last sentence.  “I had never really come out as a poly.”  It used to be, and this is becoming old hat now, you used to just come out as a homosexual, come out as a lesbian, come out as a gay guy.  Now it will become fashionable to come out as a poly.  What’s a poly?  Poly is Latin for many, as in polyamory.  Now you’re not monogamous to the other homosexual, now you are trinogamous to three, four, maybe five, six.  Who says we can’t get a couple guys involved here?  What if it’s two chicks, one guy?

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Brynn describes their relationship as a “romantic committee,” where the household responsibilities are allocated between the three of them. Nevertheless, she says that she and her two partners are “very traditional people” and “perfectly normal.”

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Mike:  Sure, perfectly normal.  People live in threesomes all the time.  And you know what?  In 2014, United States of America, you three probably are perfectly normal because the amount of perfectly normal people out there continues to disintegrate day by day by day as we lose the ability and have it just stripped and ripped right out from under us to distinguish any wrong from any right.  As a matter of fact, we should probably just abolish use of the words “wrong” and “right,” unless we’re talking about racial relations.  Then we can have wrong and right for the time being.  I’m not making this up.

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“Doll, Kitten, and I may not be the norm but we are perfectly normal,” she claims. “We are simply people trying to live the life that we feel is best for us and we deserve the rights afforded to others.”

According to the three women, they would like to raise children by using anonymous sperm donors. They say they want three children—one for each of them.

“We always joke that the children should never outnumber the parents,” Brynn says.

Massachusetts officials say they will not reprimand the three women for their polygamous relationship.

As previously reported, non-traditional marriage and parenting structures are becoming increasingly common, with contract-based “co-parenting” especially on the rise. Late last year, a federal judge struck down part of Utah’s polygamy ban as unconstitutional.

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Mike:  Folks, this is just the beginning.  It’s just the beginning.  This will give way to more and more perversions to where the previous perversion won’t even be a perversion.  Now the perversion of homosexual marriage will now be no more abnormal than any other “marriage.”

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