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Rancher Hate Mail: Mike, The West Belongs To The Sheople For Bird Watchers

Mandeville, LA - If you have frequented this space you know that I have received some of the most remarkable hate mail transmitted since the computer age. Today's edition takes the grand prize for rudeness AND misanthropy meaning our letter writer is one heckuva an angry female, recently discharged from the Gal Queda 420th Panzer Division. My response is included. On Apr 15, 2014, at 1:25 PM, Julie C. (redacted […]

April 15, 2014 14

Daily Clip

How To Make Young, Southern, Gentlemen Of Our Boys On Prom Night

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "Rule number two, your dates, our daughters, do not have hands. Do you understand me? All they have are nubs. So they can’t open doors. They can’t pull seats out to sit down. They can’t serve themselves. They can’t go get their own drinks. They can’t do anything. You, therefore, must do it. I don’t want to receive any reports that any of these […]

April 15, 2014 4

Listeners Lounge

I Seldom Take Compliments, But When I Do, They’re historic & [r]epublican

Mandeville, LA - Listener Linda R. writes to let me know today's show helped her understand something historic she heard later in the day. Linda's compliments make the extra work of dude diligence a little more satisfying than it already is. I will explain in brackets what she is referring to. Thanks Linda. From: Linda R. Subject: You are brilliant Date: April 14, 2014 To: kingdude@mikechurch.com I never hear much more than the first […]

April 14, 2014 6

Catholicism

ObamaCare, Day 1, The Infection Begins

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, chock full of the latest [r]epublican news, reading selections and Mike's take on the scourge that is ObamaCare, now fully implemented and part of the Federal tyranny, the infection has begun. Read along with Mike's historical viewpoint to help make sense of it all plus other [r]epublican stories used to perform the Mike Church Show on Sirius/XM Patriot channel 125. "If in […]

April 2, 2014 9

Gentleman's Corner

The Stultifying Excess of 24/7 News Has Reached Idiocracy’s “ASS” Status

Mandeville, LA - A Facebook friend asked if I was really shocked by what CNN et al has down with the 24/7/365 coverage of Malaysian Air Flight 370 coverage. Here are a few of my latest Tweets on the matter. @CNN has also learned that "satellites" can C this ocean from space AND take pictures of what experts call "debris" floating, film at 11 — Mike Church (@TheKingDude) March 24, […]

March 24, 2014 5

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HIV Public Service Announcement

Mandeville, LA - With Slick Hilly making new almost everyday as she cackles and cankles here way to the 2016 Democratic primaries, this oldie but goodie should come in handy for a laugh or 6 [private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]

March 7, 2014 7

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Can You Smell What The Kingdude’s Charity Work is Cooking!?

The Death Chefs (Mike's competition bbq team's name) are almost halfway to Mike Church's fundraising goal for the Hogs For The Cause charity.

March 6, 2014 16

Gentleman's Corner

Inside The Actors [r]epublican’s Studio

Mandeville, LA - Have you ever wondered what the KingDude's desk looks like while he's working on this week's Daily Caller editorial or the latest screenplay for Founding Father Films, then this page is for you. Today's entry shows the KingDude's desk as work on the Daily Caller's "Jefferson to Madison: You'll Do Gay Weddings" piece. Notice anything significant? Here's a snippet from the piece that provides a clue. Madison’s Remonstrance helps […]

February 27, 2014 4

Gentleman's Corner

Jan Brewer Veto-Did This Change The Laws In His Kingdom?

Mandeville, LA - In the aftermath of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's veto of SB 1062 An Act for Extending Religious Freedom I offer the following candid observations. Rod Dreher says the culture/political and propaganda war for SSM is over and the Traditional side has lost, get over it. Isn't that a bit like Simon Peter saying the Romans & Pharisees beat Jesus, get over it? You don't "get over" canon or dogma. […]

February 26, 2014 6