Upstate New York Can Secede without Groveling to Congress
Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – “Whatever will Chris Matthews and the rest of them do? Last week it was California. Two weeks ago it was Oregon and Northern California. Three weeks it was Arizona. Back in November it was Colorado. Last week it was Maryland. Now it’s New York. Gee, none of these places have plantations and slaves. Why would they want to secede?” Check out today’s transcript for the rest…
Begin Mike Church Show Transcript
Mike: Speaking about republicanism and dismantling and decentralizing the First Church of the American Empire — that’s a nice name. I think I like that. Here’s a headline, “Secession movement in New York pushes for Big Apple to split from Upstate.” Now, this is not exactly what I was talking about when I was proposing that those of you that are residents of Upstate New York may want to sever your relations from those in and around what you call New York City today. What this is is basically taking Long Island and Manhattan and the Bronx and Queens and I guess that’s Westchester County, White Plains, that area there, and rolling that into lower New York, and then the rest of the state will be New Amsterdam, if I understand this correctly, meaning the rest of Mordor on the Adirondacks will remain the same. I don’t know if that’s going to do you much good. Now, it certainly will improve some of the conditions for Upstate New York. The way they want to divide it is not really have two separate states. They want to basically have a smaller confederation, which would be a northern part and then the southern part. You see how this is happening here, you following me? The southern part and the northern part divided just above Westchester County and everything else remains as it is.
One of the guys that’s quoted in the story says, [mocking] “Well, we don’t want to go the route of seceding and making our own state, because if we did that we’d have to get permission from Congress.”
No, you wouldn’t. You’re getting bad advice. Whoever told you that doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about, I’m sorry, what the Hades they’re talking about. You only have to get permission from Congress if you plan on rejoining the Union. Then you would have to get permission from Congress. You are a sovereign entity, my Upstate New York friends. You don’t need permission from anyone to do what you want to do if you have the political will to do it. See my definition last week of what a State is. You are a State. Choose for yourself. If you don’t want to join this pathetic excuse for a federation which is no longer a federation, which is just one blob of America run by all of our unelected federal and media overlords inside and around Mordor on the Potomac, you don’t have to. You don’t have to. You are under no compulsion whatsoever. Nothing contractually says you have to do it, so don’t do it. If you want to do it, do it, but whoever is telling you that you have to get permission from Congress to make New Amsterdam is just full of it.
I told the people in Colorado, in those five counties, the exact same thing. You do not have to, if you want to, after you secede from Colorado, you do not have to become a member of the Union. They do not own that land. They don’t own your souls. They don’t own you. You own you. If you want to become Northern Colorado and apply as a state in the Union, they’re going to tell you you have to guarantee a republican form of government, Congress will vote yea or nay on your constitution, and once you ratify that you’re a sovereign state and a member of the union. I would advise against it because they won’t let you leave.
In any event, the “S” word, secession, makes another headline, and this time it’s not in the South. Whatever will Chris Matthews and the rest of them do? Last week it was California. Two weeks ago it was Oregon and Northern California.
Three weeks it was Arizona. Back in November it was Colorado. Last week it was Maryland. Now it’s New York. Gee, none of these places have plantations and slaves. Why would they want to secede? The only reason any Americans ever seceded was so they could keep plantations and slaves, right, Chris Matthews? Right, Rachel Maddow? Right, Bill O’Reilly? Right, Megyn Kelly? That’s the only reason anyone would ever secede, so they could have plantations and slaves. You may want to run that one past your neighbors, Megyn, Bill, Chris, Rachel, George. Ask those Upstate New Yorkers: Do you guys want plantations and slaves? See, me saying this is just pointing out how preposterous and how ridiculous and how juvenile and how Neanderthal that argument is. It just doesn’t work anymore.
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