The Wall Street Stinkies meet the Amish Family Robinson
2011 Mike Church
Hey folks, its Mike Church with today’s Church Doctrine.
The Occupy, Stink-ify and Injustify Wall Street protests have a strange statement they are promoting: The 99% is being subdued by the greed of the 1% meaning the wealthiest 1% are controlling and or manipulating the bottom 99% out of wealth but how is that possible? What law enforcement mechanisms could the 1% use against the 99%? Would not the police, the military and law enforcement in general be part of the scam which would then jack their numbers up to almost 5%? But for the Stinkies this is just the beginning of their protests cause unraveling.
You see, almost 60 million households own stocks, this comes in the form of direct stock holdings, employee stock ownership, 401ks and pension plans. Now I wont be so bold as to say that a majority of the Stinkies have 401ks or stocks but it is a good bet that their parents, who own the basements and spare bedrooms they are squatting in do. So now it is not only the Rupert Murdochs who are to be made to heel it is parents, grand parents, aunts, uncles and almost any other productive citizen who are greedy.
Come to think of it, any American who owns a small business basically owns stock in themselves and has hoarded that wealth for their own greedy consumption. The Stinkies then, to be true to their cause must only transact with raw food merchants who only accept barter as payment. What will the Stinkies do without access to a cellular device, a touch screen computer or their Facebook and Twitter accounts? Where will they find brewed coffees, whole grain granola bars and Free Trade teas to swap for raw eggs or tomatoes?
Heres a clue to the whereabouts of the Stinkies Shangri La: they wear black, handmade wool clothing, drive horse drawn buggies and home school their children but be forewarned Stinkies: these Amish people also have strong faith in something they call God and you will not find his picture on a pint of Ben & Jerrys or the dust jacket of a Michael Moore Film.