Duck Dynasty

ISIS Is Afraid Of Phil Robertson’s God And The Blessed Mother Mary

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Just like in the movies, bring a sack full of heads into Congress, dump them on the witness table and say: Blam, kablowee! Do like the guy in the Best Western hotel television commercials. Go into a meeting with a bunch of Eskimos sitting at a table and with a pair of ice tongs you drop a giant block of ice on the table and […]

September 4, 2014 8

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Liberty, The God That Failed – Part II

Part II - Christopher Ferrara Interview "Liberty, the God That Failed" Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I told you people you were not going to expect what Christopher Ferrara was going to share with us. His book is Liberty, the God That Failed. Check out today’s transcript for the rest… Begin Mike Church Show Transcript Mike: That is really, I think, as I learn more and as I read […]

January 30, 2014 35

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Duck Dynasty Is The Latest Victim Of Southern Bigotry

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – This bigotry, and that’s what it is, this bigotry that’s being exhibited towards the Southern people and our way of life, the way we conduct our affairs, the way we talk, the way we think about history, we’re not even allowed to think about history the way we think about it. It’s political cleansing is what it is. It’s cultural cleansing. Check out today’s […]

December 20, 2013 7

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Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, “Twerking” – What Is Going On With The Youth?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It is a torrid, lewd, sad and regrettable animated gif rundown of what the once cute and adorable Hannah Montana did on the Video Music Awards last night. In the United States, we don’t reward people for being chaste and virtuous, for saving certain activities until marriage, or implying that you would. We certainly don’t reward them for being debutantes or demure or more […]

August 26, 2013 20

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Why Do Americans Love Duck Dynasty?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – All the episodes that I’ve seen of Duck Dynasty all include something the Robertson family is all doing together. I would say that these people are almost like we have unearthed some Cro-Magnon men, some Neanderthals that were froze in the bayou ice and then we turned them loose in northeast Louisiana. Someone forgot to tell the Robertsons you should be running around with […]

August 23, 2013 16

Pile Of Prep

Thursday Pile of Prep

Mandeville, LA - "Fordism, or the philosophy of industrialism, demands that we should sacrifice the animal man (and … large portions of the thinking, spiritual man) … to the Machine. There is no place in the factory, or in that larger factory which is the modern industrialized world, for animals on the one hand, or for artists, mystics, or even, finally, individuals on the other. Of all the ascetic religions […]

August 22, 2013