St. Thomas Aquinas

Would A Saint Subscribe to GQ Magazine?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – “Just give in to taboo [say fans of GQ magazine]; you’re going to have to someday anyway.” So there’s nothing beautiful, tender and sacred about the relationship between husband and wife and the awesome power, the greatest power conferred to man. It’s not to invent iPhones. It’s not to invent computers. It is not to genetically engineer seeds. The greatest power conferred to man […]

August 25, 2014

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Cheer Up! We’re Blessed To Live Among Such Great Evil So We Can Counteract It

The Busier You Are....The Less Time You Have To Sin Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "In doing that, the more time you spend, I think, with those moral elements of your life or of a life, the less time you have to sin. The less time you have to do the things that we all agree are despicable. If you view it that way, then look at the glass as […]

April 4, 2014 1

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Military Charity For The Philippines – I Didn’t Authorize That Expenditure!

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I heard today that the United States Marine Corps was on the ground, marshaling crowds about, handing out supplies and trying to fix these things. I did not authorize the United States military, I did not extend my sovereign sphere to authorize the military to do cleanup in the Philippines. I don’t want to be taxed for it. I don’t want to become an […]

November 12, 2013 1

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Senator Mike Lee, Talking True Conservative Sense And Reason

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – This story here in The Atlantic, Mike Lee, talking about how the GOP has got to part with spin and personality. Well, now, Lee is wise to say this because spin and personality are what? What is that? That’s sophistry. It means nothing. All it does is allow people to use the term “conservative” to personally and monetarily benefit from it. In other words, […]

November 5, 2013

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Stevie Wonder Boycotts Stand Your Ground Laws And AG Holder Speaks At NAACP Convention

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I received many notes yesterday from you, fair listener: Please, for heaven sake, Mitter Church, please don’t do another day of Zimmerman. Please don’t talk about Zimmerman anymore. I would have said: Okay, I won’t talk about Zimmerman anymore provided that Stevie Wonder doesn’t say anything about Zimmerman. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

July 17, 2013

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SCOTUS, DOMA, Gay Marriage, and Chastity (OH MY!)

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – We seem now to have arrived at a juncture in our collective evolution where things that were once deviant are now no longer deviant. I asked the question as to: Why was it deemed deviant in the first place? Of course, one of the things is homosexuality. One of the other deviant behaviors was extramarital sex. We can name a few others. Now that […]

June 26, 2013

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Big Government Will Always Act Like Big Government And You Can’t Control It

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – [r]epublicanism is a way of life, folks. It’s not a fad; it’s not a trend. Your forefathers practiced it, but alas, it seems just a bridge too far for the average hoi polloi American sheeple citizen these days. We defer to Mordor on almost everything it seems. As a matter of fact, we defer to it with such regularity, I often wonder why some […]

June 12, 2013 2

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Laws Didn’t Prevent The Boston Marathon Bombing

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – In the United States, it is illegal and we have banned bombs. You can’t bomb people; that’s illegal. In the United States, terrorism is illegal. You cannot terrorize people. We have acts against this. See the Patriot Act. If justice is going to be done, that means there is law to do the justicing with, and that means that someone therefore has not obeyed […]

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