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Crimea Can Secede From Evil Soviets If They Choose To

Secession Movement in Crimea Must Deal With Slaves Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript –" The United States is sending six more F-15 fighter jets, and one KC-135 refueling aircraft to Poland, according to the Pentagon yesterday. Why are we sending these jets and then we’re also told we need to send the entire Sixth Fleet into the Black Sea? To do what? What are they going to do? Crimea is […]

March 11, 2014 15

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The Brits Won’t Authorize Military Force In Syria

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Is there anyone out there listening right now that had the distinct pleasure, and it was a pleasure, of watching the debate yesterday in the House of Commons over David Cameron and the Conservative Party’s bill to authorize military action against the Assad regime in Syria? How many of you got to see or listen to his? There’s an app you can get for […]

August 31, 2013 13

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Syrian Espionage Theories – Perhaps Assad Has A Spy In His Midst

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It does seem as though the urgency of this must have an ulterior motive. I can’t say for certain that that is the motive. Certainly we know that Senators Graham and McCain and Menendez and Schumer and Feinstein and Ayotte and the rest of them view the existence of the State of Iran as an existential threat to us and the ice world of […]

August 30, 2013 12

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The DeceptiCONs Wish To Restart The Cold War

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – The decepticon desperation here to reinvigorate the Cold War is just reprehensible. The Russkies do have a naval base in Syria. There is basically a Russian outpost in Syria. The Russians are allies with the Syrians. Let’s just say you plan all this out, all you Syria bombers out there. One of your precious little Tomahawk cruise missiles, your implements of death, just happens […]

August 29, 2013 15

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Rep. Tom Cotton Wants An American War With Syria

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Why are members of the war party out there stumping for war in Syria? This is just perplexing and it’s so damn frustrating. I have this member of Congress, Tom Cotton, who is on Meet the Half-Court Press yesterday. “The United States should arm opposition fighters in Syria and create a no-fly zone over the war-torn nation,” Representative Tom Cotton (R-AR) said on NBC’s […]

May 8, 2013 7

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John McCain Thinks We Should “Crater The Runways” In Syria

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – But a no-fly zone is an act of war. He said “crater their runaways.” You start bombing people’s runways, that’s an act of war. The Congress has to authorize. That’s what pisses me off about this. You have this guy droning on about destroying infrastructure in a country that we’re not in a declared war with. Under whose authority do you bomb and crater […]

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