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Bipartisan Deceit Plagues Western Civilation and the US

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - If there were two actual, literally, seriously, diametrically opposed sides -- and there are -- I’d be the first to raise my hand, ask some female member of the audience to weave together a battle flag, some male member to get a lathe out and from a Cyprus tree hew me a pole to hold it on, hoist it up in the air, and […]

December 6, 2012 15

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The Mike Church Plan To Get Us Out of Debt

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - You want to hear what the Church Plan is? Here’s how you fix this mess: we’re not going to agree to any tax increases; however, the American sheeple will agree that if the President and the Congress will agree to do the following, we will assist. We will all be good little patriots and we will all assist in one last-ditch effort, outside of […]

December 6, 2012 9

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Department of Defense: Spending $1.5 Trillion on Planes is Offensive

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - We create these situations with our meddling overseas under which we need this purported protection of this massive military-industrial might, the largest of its kind in the history of the known universe. After having done that and after the enemy reacts predictably as you would expect them to react, then the prophecy becomes self-fulfilling and now we have to have all this stuff for […]

December 4, 2012 5

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Tax Pledge is Good; Politicians Will to Stop Spending is Bad

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - I am also alarmed by these people that are running around calling themselves conservatives that are promoting the idea that for the republican Party to reclaim being a major political party and a winning national party, that they’re going to have to agree to raise tax rates on the wealthy, have to stop protecting the wealthy, do this and that and the other. That […]

December 4, 2012 8

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Stephen Masty’s Christmas Story on the Real Meaning of Giving

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - Not enough happens every year during the celebration leading up to the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Not enough happens every year of the reason for the season. If you’re running around saying “Seasons Greetings” or “Happy Holidays,” exactly what holiday is it -- unless you are celebrating Hanukah, and that begins shortly -- exactly what is the reason for the […]

December 3, 2012 7

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MIA: Men as Head of Households and Leaders

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - You go to a sporting event, any public event, and unless it’s maybe a Neiman Marcus in-store parade, you will see the absence of the American male, the absence of the assertive and domineering American father. You’ll see it everywhere. This is, I think, and I would wager that many people once they’ve unplugged the matrix cable out of the back of their head […]

December 3, 2012 15

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Bob Costas turns NBC into “Sunday Night Football in an America without Guns”

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Audio and Transcript - If you want to be culturally and intellectually relevant, Bob, then you need to consider all other points of view. That’s what the intellectual does. The intellectual is merely just a thinker. He actually thinks the problem through. You know what the intellectual process actually requires you to do, Bob? It actually requires you to consider all alternatives. You do not have […]

December 3, 2012 7

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The Art of Dancing is Lost on Today’s Youth

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - “Dance style sparks controversy in East Lyme” I say why the bother, East Lyme? Let them grind. Kids are going to do it anyways. Let them do it. What’s the harm? Come on, you old geezer. You can tag the grinders as the future single parents. You can tag the grinders as the future bringers in the world of the next generation of bastards […]

November 30, 2012 7

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Capitalism is NOT What Conservatives Think It Is

Mandeville, LA - Exclusive Transcript - This is an Inigo Montoya moment. It does not mean what you think it does. What you mean to say is free enterprise, that’s what you mean to say. You do not mean to say capitalism. As Thomas Fleming points out at Chronicles Magazine, there is a reason for that. This story is posted in its entirety in today’s Pile of Prep. Here’s what […]

November 28, 2012 8