data mining

Proposing Change In Mordor

GOP Candidates Proposing Reforming Mordor Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "First of all, we have the long-form audio from one of the responses last night at the candidate forum of sorts that was conducted at St. Anselm College in New Hampshire. Senator Rubio, Senator Graham, Senator Paul, Senator Cruz all did not attend and instead sent their presentations via the studios at C-SPAN in Mordor on the Potomac so […]

August 21, 2015 5

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The Patriot & Freedom Acts

"Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required toIntercept and Obstruct Terrorism" Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript –"Here’s what PATRIOT stands for: Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required toIntercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001. I have a question for you audience members out there driving to work or doing whatever it is that you’re doing today, whether you’re flying or creeping or slinking or walking or running. When did you become a terrorist?" Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. Begin Mike Church […]

May 19, 2015 3

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NSA Gets Data From Social Media

Americans Give Their Information Freely Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "Let’s hop into the King Dude’s wayback machine. The videotape is archived. Digital images are permanent. Once they’re part of the internet, you can’t get rid of them. So if you’re trying to then construct a case against an American citizen for something they may do in the future, then you would have a way to go back into […]

June 12, 2014 8

Daily Clip

Facebook Becomes NSA, BMI Best Friend While Invading Everyone’s Privacy

"Facebook has married the Shazam technology, although they claim it’s their own, with their own mobile app. For those of you that think it’s necessary to fill the rest of the world in on what -- like my brother, for example, who thinks everyone needs to know every move he makes. It’s like a Police song, [singing] “Every move you make…” Everywhere the boy goes, he’s got to announce it […]

May 29, 2014 4

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Book of NSA 2:19 – Thus Sayeth the Sheeple “If You Don’t Have Anything to Hide, What Are You So Worried About?” and They Were Happy

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – If culture says, “No big deal. Who cares? We have no expectation of privacy. You guys need to shut up and stop railing against it,” then you’re going to have a state that is going to do exactly what is permissible. Designing men are always going to accrue power where there is least resistance for it. If they can acquire and accrue that power, […]

June 17, 2013 3

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NSA Phone Monitoring Another Reason To End “Reign Of Witches,” As Jefferson Put It

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I would think that any man or woman of good conscience and that holds near and dear that cherished jewel, as Henry called it, of liberty would not only be alarmed by this but would be spurred into action. Alarm won’t do anything; action will. Pitchforks and torches are called for here. Just assume then that all of us have been eavesdropped on. Every […]

June 7, 2013 14

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NSA Data Center – Who You Lookin’ At?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – If you stack 62 billion -- we’re talking stacking, laying them one on top of another, not end to end, stacking them. If you stack 62 billion iPhone 5’s, you would create a tower that is long enough to reach the moon and then part of the way back. You would need a little bit less than two zettabytes in iPhone 5’s to go […]

April 15, 2013 4

Pile Of Prep

My Decline’s Better Than Yours Is, My Hell’s Better Than Yours

Rod Dreher writes what many of you are talking about these days even if you do not admit: what caused the current decline and is there any hope to reverse it? (there is, I call it [r]epublicanism) Frank Rich's original "Declinist" screed is here It's the Spending Stupid: WaTimes Editorial nails it with the "Potomac Fever" description of "the spending bug" (I believe the disease is incurable and fatal to the […]

July 25, 2012 3