Pentagon

Chuck Hagel – A Voice Of Reason On Foreign Policy?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Ladies and gentlemen, what I’m about to read to you will illustrate why all the decepticonia was in an uproar and did everything they could do to try to destroy Chuck Hagel, as they’re trying to destroy Senator Rand Paul, before he could be confirmed as Secretary of Defense. They must not allow anyone to get inside the tent that has any, any, any […]

July 24, 2013 12

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Defense Spending, Appropriations Bills, And Surveillance State Create A Leviathan-Sized Accounting Labyrinth

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I am dealing with a decimal percentage five zeroes to the right of the decimal point of what the Congress or Senate is dealing with on just one of these appropriations bills. They have to go through this every single year. If you have ever tried to slog through reading one of these monstrosities, you probably made it maybe 10 or 15 pages in […]

July 18, 2013 6

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Gotta Have More War – Senate Approves Arming Syrian Rebels

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Good freaking grief. Let me translate that. A Senate panel has voted to tax you on your way to work today so you can buy Achmed, a Syrian rebel, a nice, shiny, new M16 with a full -- here’s the bonus: I bet the Syrian rebels will get the extended clips that American patriots aren’t supposed to get because we might do evil, despicable […]

May 22, 2013 4

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You Wanted War And You Got It…For Decades To Come

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Remember, we goaded Gorbachev into a military buildup that the non-capitalist Soviet Republics could not match because they didn’t have blue jeans, Neil Diamond and McDonald’s and we did. Now we have been goaded by some in Islamic circles into doing the exact same thing, but that logic doesn’t apply to us because we have McDonald’s, blue jeans, and Neil Diamond. Check out today’s […]

May 21, 2013 19

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Big Government Needs The IRS Like We Need The Sun

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – All this protestation and all this hooting and hollering and all this stuff that’s going on, in all the fundraising that’s going on with Tea Party groups sending their little letters out asking, [mocking] “You must support us now in this our darkest hour of need. We’ve got to get rid of Obama.” At the end of the day, none of this will result […]

May 17, 2013 13

Daily Clip

Central Economic Planning Dictates We Make Tanks And More Tanks

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – What do we need tanks for? I know what we need them for, but what do we need more for? So it’s a jobs program. The military thus, and the reason why the defense budget is defended so vociferously by Republicans is not for national defense; it is for corporate defense. It is to make sure that the leviathan continues to shower favored corporations […]

April 29, 2013 14

Daily Clip

Don’t Cut The Blue Angels – What About The Air Show Industry?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – So the sequestration is now affecting our military entertainment and we cannot allow this to continue or happen. We all need to dig a little deeper, open our wallets up, call our member of Congress and tell them: I thought I could survive sequestration, but I cannot abide another military air show or Navy Week cancellation. Sign me up. Whatever tax you gotta pass, […]

April 10, 2013 5

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78,000 U.S. Military Troops Are Stationed In South Korea And Japan

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Patrick J. Buchanan wonders on the pages of The Imaginative Conservative website yesterday just why it is that we have 78,000 troops stationed in Japan and South Korea. There’s no place to trim any of this stuff. Our vainglorious empire cannot be whittled down one iota. The world is relying on the American people’s ability to borrow money and enslave future generations into debt […]

April 10, 2013 6

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Bauman: The DOD Is A Black Hole

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I’m simply questioning the size of the endeavor and how it is that the allegedly most peace-loving, peaceful, liberty-loving people on the face of the planet or in the planet’s history, why we need at-the-ready expeditionary forces of 3 to 5 million people. Who is it and how is it that we pissed the world off? No one will answer that question. I can […]

March 29, 2013 9