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Modesty Is Best Learned From A Young Age

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I’m rearing daughters; many of you are rearing sons. The Earl of Chesterfield’s Letters to his Son, who he refers to as “boy,” read some of the Earl of Chesterfield -- you can find it at MikeChurch.com. The Earl tries to teach his son, who is a bastard, by the bye -- another word we need to bring back -- he tries to teach […]

September 17, 2013 22

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With Religion Gone, People Turn To The State To Organize Their Lives

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – What’s a cult? Back in the day, a couple thousand years ago, humans organized into cults. Almost all cults had their basis in religion. It doesn’t matter what religion it was, whether it was Buddhism or mysticism or Judaism or Islam before the advent of the prophet Mohammed. I guess there were Hellenic religions, worshiping or believing in Greek gods and then Roman gods […]

September 16, 2013 3

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Young Girls Today Need More Short-Shorts Dads And Fewer Billy Ray Cyruses

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Let’s not be naïve. It is nearly impossible if not impossible to shield your youngin' from the influence of social media. I don’t know that it’s totally necessary that you shield them. I think maybe monitoring them is preferable rather than trying to accomplish the impossible, which is to just not allow them to use it. No, that’s not the whole: Give them a […]

September 16, 2013 6

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The State Is A Religion And War Is Its God

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Folks, I want you to listen to this. This is as important as anything we will discuss this week, next week, or probably for the rest of the entire calendar year of the year of our Lord that is 2013. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

September 6, 2013 7

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The Founding Fathers Left A Roadmap For Our Culture As Much As Our Politics

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Let me say to you something you won’t hear very many members of the talk radio mafia, a derisive name given to talk radio show hosts by Mary Anastasia O’Grady back in 2008 because radio hosts were refusing to endorse Senator McCain back then. I don’t believe that this juncture in the lives of Americans or of Western civilization in general is that much […]

September 5, 2013 13

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Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, “Twerking” – What Is Going On With The Youth?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It is a torrid, lewd, sad and regrettable animated gif rundown of what the once cute and adorable Hannah Montana did on the Video Music Awards last night. In the United States, we don’t reward people for being chaste and virtuous, for saving certain activities until marriage, or implying that you would. We certainly don’t reward them for being debutantes or demure or more […]

August 26, 2013 20

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Why Do Americans Love Duck Dynasty?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – All the episodes that I’ve seen of Duck Dynasty all include something the Robertson family is all doing together. I would say that these people are almost like we have unearthed some Cro-Magnon men, some Neanderthals that were froze in the bayou ice and then we turned them loose in northeast Louisiana. Someone forgot to tell the Robertsons you should be running around with […]

August 23, 2013 16

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Interview With Tom Pauken, Candidate For Governor Of Texas

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Now to the Dude Maker Hotline, let us say hello for the first time to candidate for the governor’s office of the great State of Texas, here is Tom Pauken. Mr. Pauken has decided to throw his hat into the ring. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…

August 19, 2013 17

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Community Rises Above Inequality And Endures

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – As we grow further and further and further away from any shared theological experience. We grow further and further away from any possible chance to be knit together as communities ever again. I don’t think that this plays itself out until there’s anarchy. I just think we’re in a phase right now, an epoch, and it’s our job as good Christian citizens to fix […]

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