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Mordor On The Mississippi: State Chases Imaginary Threats, Ignores Real Ones

MANDEVILLE, LA - VIDEO - Memo to State Representative Frank Hoffman: Canadian researchers claim to have evidence that bicyclists may suffer heart irregularities if they ride near automobile traffic which is almost everywhere cyclists ride. But the most terrifying health news of all is that drivers in heavy traffic have even heavier exposure to poisonous car exhaust. Hoffman even goes so far as to ban smoking OUTDOORS within a 25 […]

April 19, 2012 4

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Thank You For Smoking, Eating Hubig’s Pies and Elmer’s Chees Wees

Thank You For Smoking, Eating Hubig’s Pies and Elmer’s Chee Wees ©2012 Mike Church In a letter to the Times Picayune Ochsner-New Orleans CEO Dr. Patrick Quinlan waxes Hyppocratic over the “healthcare costs” that accrue to Louisiana smokers. Quinlan claims that smoking runs up the Who Dat healthcare tab* by $1.47 BILLION every year. Wow, just imagine how many “Bridge May Ice In Cold Weather” signs that could pay for! […]

April 13, 2012 1

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Constitutions Don’t Kill Liberties, Liberals Do

Constitutions Don’t Kill Liberties, Liberals Do ©2012 Mike Church You have to give Liberals some props, their tenacity in promoting the “progressive” point of view on issue after issue, over decades, is admirable if not neurotic. Take gun control for example, the lib position is that guns are only needed by police; that the only use a citizen has for a weapon is to take out some nutria rats in […]

April 4, 2012 5

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Beauty in the Eye of Hurricane Holder

MANDEVILLE, LA - One of the things that modern conservatives have forgotten to do is to stop, enjoy, then support the good things in life. We are instead trained from political birth to think of everything in political terms. Once you are baptized in the Reagan waters this is the way things are but it wasn’t always like this. Early American conservatives were actually known for their promotion of the […]

March 30, 2012 6

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Church Doctrine – The Incandescent Light Bulb Lives!

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private] The Incandescent Light Bulb Lives! 2011 Mike Church Hey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine. The incandescent lightbulb is back, it is legal and the ban, set to begin on January 1, 2012 has been repealed. That is the news across the wires today but it is only partially true. The Republicans in the house stuffed a provision in the $1 Trillion omnibus spending bill that […]

December 19, 2011 3

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Church Doctrine – Why Congress Cannot Impose A Uniform Rule Of Tyranny

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]Why Congress Cannot Impose A Uniform Rule Of Tyranny2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.Yesterday, the SCOTUS accepted an appeal from AZ to examine the 9th Circuit Courts striking down of SB 1070. The Obama administration and almost every pundit alive, including those of conservative Fox News support the striking of the law, citing the Article I, Section 8 power conferred on Congress to establish […]

December 13, 2011 2

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Church Doctrine – The Christmas Star – Hiding In Plain Sight

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]The Christmas Star - Hiding In Plain Sight2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.Aristotle said that sports and the play are the closest humans actually come to contemplation because they exist outside of our normal activities and are not necessary to our existence*. This is what makes them exceptional and exciting, the pursuit of victories and records is in itself a pursuit of extraordinary existence, […]

December 12, 2011 5

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Church Doctrine – 2,300 Ways To Re-Declare Independence

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]Undoing The Damage Of A Date Which Lives In Infamy2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.If you have ever wondered just how we became servants to the largest government in the history of large governments a study of the 2008 meltdown and its aftermath yields significant answers. When the Federal Reserve created bubble exploded in August of that year the body that gave the Fed […]

December 8, 2011 7

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Church Doctrine – Undoing The Damage Of A Date Which Lives In Infamy

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]Undoing The Damage Of A Date Which Lives In Infamy2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.Dec 7th, 1941 a date which shall live in infamy. These were the words spoken by FDR to a joint session of Congress after the Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor. As my friend the writer Anthony Gregory puts it the infamy lives on. This event finally broke the non-interventionist spirit […]

December 7, 2011 4