Church Doctrine

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Iowa2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.The Republican Iowa caucus is scheduled for Tuesday January 3rd and the field of candidates has begun to narrow as have the potential winners. The latest Des Moines County Register poll has Newt Gingrich in first at 25%, Ron Paul in second at 18% with Governor Mitt Romney pulling up 3rd. […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]How The 24/7 News Cycle Creates Fake News For Christmas2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.Black Friday has given way to cyber-monday which has given way to the consumption hangover of 2011. The rabid infatuation with news, any news, to fill the glaring gaps in a 24 hour news cycle requires that the Industrial News Complex create all manner of fabricated stories and Black Friday […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]I Would Support Sign Language If It Eliminated The Energy Department2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.If you fancy yourself a politician these days It has become fashionable to call yourself conservative. If you are a conservative politician who retires to private life as a lobbyist, you are now a lobbyist and no longer a conservative. Why, Because you are complicit in growing the size […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]I Would Support Sign Language If It Eliminated The Energy Department2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.In wednesday nights GOP debate governor Rick Perry of TX tried to list 3 federal agencies that he would eliminate as President. Perry stumbled badly on the answer and could not recall the 3rd of the 3 agencies, finally giving up and saying oops. The Industrial News Complex sprang […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]I Pledge Allegiance To No Flag2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America begins the perfunctory recitation of our mighty federal governments supremacy. On the backs of our paper and zinc coated plastic excuse for money we find in God we trust. Both of these mottos are viewed by most as hallowed symbols of our […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]Giving Future Historians A Laugh Riot2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.You really have to wonder about the age we live in and what historians in the future will write of it. Our shared insanity on economics and empire building will look marvelous when put side by side with the macabre acts of the Inquisition. The religious bigotry of the witch trials and the famous […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]A Con Con-Its Time Has Come2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.The news reports today are the same as they were one month ago: The Federal Monster racked up another $203 BILLION in deficits in October. That is an additional $650 for every man, woman, child and Chass Bono in the United States added to our current National Debt-a-charge card. This happens while there are […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]Oh Look, There's a Pubic Hair In My Godfather's Pizza Bought With Borrowed Money2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.Oh look, theres a pubic hair on my can of coke begins one of the most famous yet tawdry lines in our governments recent history, this from the famous Senate confirmation hearing of SCOTUS justice Clarence Thomas. I bring this up as my fellow members of […]

[private FP-Monthly|FP-Yearly|FP-Yearly-WLK][/private]Imbeciles Who Financed Utopia Will Find Out Why Socialism Does Not Pay2011 Mike ChurchHey folks, its Mike Church with today's Church Doctrine.In his latest, shameless attempt to bribe enough voters to win re-election, Dear Leader, Chairman MaOBama has promised to fulfill the nationalization of the student loan industry contained in ObamaCare and then undo the part of the loan where the recipient actually pays back the borrowed money. isnt […]