national security

Syria Wars: The American Empire Strikes Back

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Madman after madman after madman has received their fair share of American exceptionalism, yet here we are listening to these madmen tell us that if we don’t intervene this time there will be more madmen. Just hold on a second here! We have been exterminating madmen for near 70 freaking years. Every time a new madman comes up, you say we have to exterminate […]

September 5, 2013 4

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The Brits Won’t Authorize Military Force In Syria

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Is there anyone out there listening right now that had the distinct pleasure, and it was a pleasure, of watching the debate yesterday in the House of Commons over David Cameron and the Conservative Party’s bill to authorize military action against the Assad regime in Syria? How many of you got to see or listen to his? There’s an app you can get for […]

August 31, 2013 3

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Syrian Espionage Theories – Perhaps Assad Has A Spy In His Midst

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It does seem as though the urgency of this must have an ulterior motive. I can’t say for certain that that is the motive. Certainly we know that Senators Graham and McCain and Menendez and Schumer and Feinstein and Ayotte and the rest of them view the existence of the State of Iran as an existential threat to us and the ice world of […]

August 30, 2013 5

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The DeceptiCONs Wish To Restart The Cold War

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – The decepticon desperation here to reinvigorate the Cold War is just reprehensible. The Russkies do have a naval base in Syria. There is basically a Russian outpost in Syria. The Russians are allies with the Syrians. Let’s just say you plan all this out, all you Syria bombers out there. One of your precious little Tomahawk cruise missiles, your implements of death, just happens […]

August 29, 2013 7

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Will Obama Assume The Role Of Judge, Jury And Executioner Of Syria?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – We’re not talking about defending the beaches of San Diego. We’re not talking about defending the beaches of Norfolk, Virginia. We’re not talking about stopping an invasion that’s about to happen in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. We’re not talking about the beaches of New Jersey being stormed. We’re not talking about people coming in across our northern border into northern states through Canada. Yet we […]

August 27, 2013 3

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Dennis Kucinich Says Abolish The NSA And Throw Snowden A Parade

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – How many of you have used the term abolish in the last month? How many of you have thought of how to abolish, for example, the IRS, how to abolish the NSA? Around the time of the founders, when the Virginia Bill of Rights was written, principally by George Mason, the wisest man of his generation -- that’s what Jefferson called him -- there’s […]

August 22, 2013 10

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It’ll Be Quicker If The NSA Just Tells Us How They’re NOT Spying On Us

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – The first program that began this began under President Bush. Remember that the Republican-led Congress violated its oath of office in the most egregious fashion by saying the First Amendment did not exist and that Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion or regulating free exercise thereof or freedom of the press. Well, when they allowed the shenanigans that went on […]

August 22, 2013 4

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2,776 Violations By The NSA Isn’t The Problem, Everything The NSA Does Is The Problem

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – We know that they built this massive new plant out there in the middle of the Utah hinterlands, away from anyone who would dare to want to go and see what the hell is going on in there. You look at this place with an aerial photograph and it looks like something out of a movie. You look at this thing and you go: […]

August 19, 2013 3

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Will The NSA And Big Government Stop At Nothing To Hide The True Scope Of Their Tyranny?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – In other words, ladies and gentlemen, this is a very naked attempt to preempt the next round of shocking revelations about the NSA. That’s what this is. This guy may have it on his person. It may be on his computer. If we can detain him and get access to it, we might find out about someone that is about to go public with […]

August 19, 2013 4