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Teenage Orgies Are Fine Now Because Plan B Abortion Pill Is Available To Everyone

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – “FDA approves over-the-counter sales of Plan B One-Step for all ages.” I guess if you’re not a sexually-active and reproductively capable young girl but you sincerely want to be like one of the older girls, you can practice by going to your local Rite Aid or Walgreen’s or CVS or Dr. Smith’s Pharmacy and pick yourself up a pack of Plan B, just in […]

June 21, 2013 8

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House Passes Abortion Ban Bill

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – This comes from the Huffington Puffington Post, the medically disputed theory that fetuses, Latin for baby, can feel pain at that point. Do you want to take the chance that they can’t? Have you seen an ultrasound of a 20-week old? I have. Don’t tell me that that child, and it is a child at that point, cannot feel pain. You can see it […]

June 19, 2013 3

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Pat Buchanan Says GOP Is Turning Noninterventionist . . . Or Maybe They’re Just Keeping Quiet

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Patrick J. Buchanan, in a column that he posted yesterday, posits the theorem that the Grand Old Party is moving towards a stance of noninterventionism, and that that is definitely the direction the party is going, that the McCains and Grahams, that their heyday of being able to invade and conquer the entire known universe and not even having to, well, they had to […]

June 18, 2013 4

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Book of NSA 2:19 – Thus Sayeth the Sheeple “If You Don’t Have Anything to Hide, What Are You So Worried About?” and They Were Happy

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – If culture says, “No big deal. Who cares? We have no expectation of privacy. You guys need to shut up and stop railing against it,” then you’re going to have a state that is going to do exactly what is permissible. Designing men are always going to accrue power where there is least resistance for it. If they can acquire and accrue that power, […]

June 17, 2013 3

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Plan B Pill Can’t Prevent Or Erase Sin – Religion And Contrition Are Required

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Here’s another question about the Plan B pill: What if in counseling with a priest a parent decides this is not the best thing and no you cannot have the Plan B pill? It wasn’t just the parent’s decision. Now you have the church involved. Does the President and the Obama administration and Kathleen Sebelius, do they then force feed: No, she wants it; […]

June 12, 2013 7

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Big Government Prevails Again – Plan B Pill Available To Anyone, Anytime

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Once they got all this set into motion, the continuation of science creaming, absolutely slaughtering faith in the public square was accentuated. There were court cases that made sure this was the mantra that Americans should chortle and repeat. They have been working on this for over a hundred years now and it’s all about to come to fruition. Check out today’s transcript for […]

June 12, 2013 13

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Solution To Sexual Assault In The Military – Retire The Standing Army

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Now you have hearings in the largest capitol building in the United States, which is the one that sits on the banks of the Potomac River. Now you have hearings where guys that are dressed in full military regalia, their full complement of their military accomplishments on their epaulettes, on their lapels. This is what they’ve come to Mordor on the Potomac River to […]

June 5, 2013 9

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Passing The Buck On Sexual Assaults In The Military

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – If the army is really there specifically and solely to defend the American people, to be called into war if they must, shouldn’t you then begin the immediate discharge of the females from your midst because they are providing a major, massive distraction? Since we have a bunch of perverts in our armed services they can’t seem to stop and they can’t seem to […]

June 5, 2013 3

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Community Is An Endangered Species And Superman Is A Hipster

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Today there are fewer and fewer communal associations. You’re told not to be part of what anyone else is doing, go toot your own horn, march to your own drummer. You need to be an individual first. You’re not a member of anything. No, we’re all Facebooking, Twittering, and pursuing our individualism, our radical autonomy all as individual little atoms totally free from any […]

June 1, 2013 9