unemployment

James And The Unpicked Giant Asparagus, A Tale of Leviathan’s Scourge

Government Programs are Making Americans Lazy Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "They began contacting those unemployed who refused the hourly wage of asparagus picking, telling the owner of the asparagus farm that they were better off staying at home collecting disability, unemployment and SNAP/Leviathan benefits than they were going out into some stinking field picking asparagus for other people to eat." Check out today’s transcript for the rest… Begin Mike Church […]

June 29, 2014 10

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Stamp Acts, Back-up Cameras, And “Aid” To Ukraine

Aid To The Ukraine When We Have Cities Like Detroit Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "We hear oftentimes about Samuel Adams and the Sons of Liberty tossing a bunch of tea into Boston Harbor and about the horrors of the Stamp Act taxes and the horrors of the Townshend Acts and the Intolerable Acts and what have you. It is an article of American historical faith that the unbelievable tyranny […]

April 4, 2014 5

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Yellen Fed Testimony – Women Do More Than Wear CEO Suits

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – But Yellen has a power suit on with some shoulder pads. She could be playing for the Ravens next year. She looks like she could be playing for the Ravens next year. Knock a tooth or two out and bam. That’s number one of this grand show of power. We’re all-powerful, and thank you, Chairman Yellen, for being a chick and being so powerful […]

February 13, 2014 6

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Unemployment Is Not A Problem Of Means, It’s A Problem Of Will

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "I have a suggestion. Next time someone tells you they’ve been out of work for a couple months and can’t find a job, hand them a pipe wrench. Next time someone has been out of work for a couple months and can’t find a job, hand them a welding rod. Next time someone’s been out of work and can’t find a job for a […]

January 8, 2014 8

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Debt Makes The NSA & War Possible, The Fed Makes Debt, See The Problem?

"There are a couple of ways you can think about the national legislature’s debt. One of the ways I suggest you think about it is that this is future pain. That’s what it is, future pain, future misery, and future tyranny. If there is an actual effort to pay the debt or to honor the commitments that make up part of the $222 trillion debt, that would then require a […]

January 6, 2014 6

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The GM Bailout, What’s a $10.5 Billion Fleecing Between Friends!?

"The story is “The taxpayer loss on the GM bailout is $10.5 billion,” mere chump change, I know, when we’re talking about budget deficits of $1.5 trillion three years ago and $700 billion this year. What’s $10.5 billion between friends, right? "

December 11, 2013 7

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A Dysfunctional Citizenry Concerned About Their Dysfunctional Government

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – We’re going to step into the King Dude’s wayback machine and go back two days ago to the Gallup organization’s website. If you were perusing that particular poll on who it is that is to blame for the temporary interruption in non-essential wealth transfer payments, you may have stumbled upon this oxymoron: “Dysfunctional Government Surpasses Economy as Top U.S. Problem.” I couldn’t stop laughing […]

October 15, 2013 4

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Detroit Bankruptcy Isn’t Just About Economics, It’s About Values

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – We have the news from Detroit. This is really sad, really sad and tragic. It’s not sad and tragic just in an economic sense. If you haven’t heard the news, Detroit is going to become the largest municipal bankruptcy in the history of the United States as it has filed for bankruptcy protection. Much of this, I think, could have been averted, but it […]

July 19, 2013 1

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Will The Next Bailout Be The Trillion-Dollar Student Loan Debt?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Don’t forget, folks, the student loan debt is the largest debt owed on Earth. The only thing that trumps the outstanding student loan debt in the United States is the federal budget deficit or the national deficit. That is the only debt that exceeds student loans. There are over $1 trillion -- you can hear Dr. Evil saying it now in an Austin Powers […]

July 2, 2013 7