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Fox News Selling Salutation Is Big Business, Fox Caves To Trumpzilla

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Why do they need to broker a truce? Does this have anything to do with electing a solemn constitutionalist as president? That's another thing that bothers me about all this. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip of The Day files, Project 76 feature presentations, Church Doctrine audio & video clips and everything else on this site are supported by YOU. We have over 70, of […]

August 14, 2015 13

Who Falls For Hillary’s Schemes? Are We That Dumb?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – We can sum this up very simply, and this applies to almost anything. I could change the parameters of the names and it would be the same way. Since we started with Hillary and her ridiculous $350 billion bailout for millennials, and then to create future government dependents, we’ll continue with the education one for just a moment. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip […]

August 13, 2015 10

Welcome To The Age of Digital Adultery Via Tinder, Hinged & Other “Hookup apps”

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – If you read the first half of the story, this is an accounting of what has become, what I'm going to refer to heretofore, or from here on out, as digital adultery. We have an epidemic now of digital adultery. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip of The Day files, Project 76 feature presentations, Church Doctrine audio & video clips and everything else on […]

August 13, 2015 15

Hillary’s Plan Has To Be A Cruel Joke

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – You must be really desperate to resort to hackneyed, worn out, already trotted out and tried central planning schemes disguised as self-help efforts in a presidential campaign. I speak, of course, of Mrs. Clinton’s latest sop to the few remaining central economic and central social planners out there that still think there's some work for them to do. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip […]

August 13, 2015 54

Thursday Pile of Prep

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. Faux News has completed their comedic circle begun by sending kamikaze questioner Megyn Kelley after Donald Trump and closed by assisting Kelley's media "Zero" into crashing on the deck of the USS Trump. "Wherever there is Animal Worship there is Human Sacrifice. That is, both symbolically and literally, a real truth of historical experience. Suppose a thousand black slaves […]

August 13, 2015 5

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Introducing Washington Irving’s Life of George Washington-1868 HANDMADE EDITION

CLICK HERE TO READ A FREE CHAPTER FROM WASHINGTON IRVING'S LIFE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON! Mandeville, LA - The author of Rip van Winkle and The Legend of Sleepy Hollow should need no introduction. FOX TV is in the 3rd season of a TV version of Sleepy Hollow and Irving’s other books still sell well. Still, few admirers of the founding fathers are aware that Irving’s crowning literary achievement was the […]

August 13, 2015 63

Wisdom Wednesday Prep-Fox Makes Megyn Kelley a Media Kamikaze for Trump

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. Faux News has completed their comedic circle begun by sending kamikaze questioner Megyn Kelley after Donald Trump and closed by assisting Kelley's media "Zero" into crashing on the deck of the USS Trump. "Wherever there is Animal Worship there is Human Sacrifice. That is, both symbolically and literally, a real truth of historical experience. Suppose a thousand black slaves […]

August 12, 2015 26

Eliminate All Colors And Gender From Women’s Products

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – So now if you have an area of the store that’s painted blue intimating that there may be boy things there, we don't want the guests to think that they can't buy those things for little girls. Did you ever think that the errors of the sex revolution, which is what this is a part of, would ultimately windup erasing the definition or distinction of the sexes themselves? Check out today’s transcript for […]

August 11, 2015 9

Target Eliminates Gender From Its Children’s Department, Donald Trump Cannot Be Sexist, Though

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Are you now saying that if I place the wrong color on something I could be censured for being some gender-specific curmudgeon, some gender-specific totalitarian? [mocking] “You tyrant!” Do we need to drop terms like sir and ma’am? Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip of The Day files, Project 76 feature presentations, Church Doctrine audio & video clips and everything else on this site […]

August 11, 2015 19

Democracy’s Epic Fail: The Electoral College Should Be Brought Back

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – The way it would work and the way it was pitched in the ratifying conventions, and the way it was discussed in the drafting convention was that the founders had a great fear that if you left election or selection of the presidency in the hands of the hoi polloi, they’d wind up choosing demagogues, they’d screw it up. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio […]

August 11, 2015 18

The Hedonism of Love Me Tinder Delivers Courtship Kryptonite

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. Just when you thought it was safe to turn your smartphone on around your morally challenged friends, don't be surprised if you are not challenged to show-off your Tinder and Hinged "hookups". Now we can add serial digital adultery to immodesty, homosexuality transgenderism and abortion. The good news is the list of human outrages that have yet to […]

August 11, 2015 11

Chesterton: Where There is “Serious” Love of Animals (Cecil) There Is Human Sacrifice (abortion)

Mandeville, LA - G.K. Chesterton settled the argument against "animal rights" in Western societies long before it would become reborn as doctrine to justify the human sacrifice of babies by elevating the life of the former over the latter. In this essay on "Seriousness" from his book The Uses of Diversity, Chesterton refuted the growing sophistries and heresies of his day including state of dress, Mormonism and Christmas! In this essay on Seriousness he tackles the issue of allegedly "serious" […]

August 10, 2015 43

[r]epublicanism Used To Work And Can Still Work Today

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – For those of you that still cling to the misinformed notion that the United States is still a republic, it's not. If it were a republic, constituent states would resemble, or little republics inside a union of republics, let me rephrase that, the entities that would make up the republic would probably be about the size of the state of New Hampshire. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from […]

August 9, 2015 45

Mike And Jordan Bloom On Trump And Jeb Bush

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – If we were talking in terms of being on the street, we would say you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a story on major media about Donald Trump. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip of The Day files, Project 76 feature presentations, Church Doctrine audio & video clips and everything else on this site are supported by YOU. We have over 70, […]

August 9, 2015 23

Delegate Bob Marshall – Defund Planned Parenthood

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Delegate Bob Marshall is on the Dude Maker Hotline with us. As always, you dazzle me with your common sense. This is the way the law ought to work, Bob. We ought to be able to sit around a coffee shop and go well, the Assembly ought to do this. Congress ought to do this. It shouldn't fall into the hands of allegedly legal scholars and advanced legal minds from Yale Harvard. Check […]

August 9, 2015 29

Hillary Vs. Jeb

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Folks, I don't even know where to being with what you just heard. I don't even know where to begin with it. Let’s start here. First of all, let's not equivocate. Jeb Bush was asked a question about Planned Parenthood, Mrs. Clinton. That's what the question was asked about. That was the subject. Remember back in grammar school, subject and predicate. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike […]

August 9, 2015 16

What If Trump Wins, Should Be What If Life Wins

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – What you're also neglecting, you people that think that Reagan and Trump are the same, you're just wrong. There's no sense in even discussing this. Ronald Reagan wrote books about the political process. Ronald Reagan acted as a governor. Ronald Reagan gave dozens of speeches as a Republican contender, as an advocate for certain things, as an advocate for a balanced budget amendment, for example. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, […]

August 9, 2015 17

Rachel Lu Correctly Relates Natural Laws To Human Life And Asks Question: Are We A Nation That Kills Its Children?

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – I'll articulate this vocally, but I'll let Rachel Lu in a couple short paragraphs articulate it literally. She's writing about these allegedly liberal Catholic women that say, [mocking] “We have to have choice for this and it's not all bad. There have to be exceptions and you can't have this dogma. This is not 1940 again.” Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip of The […]

August 9, 2015 26

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To Megyn Kelley: St Peter’s Gate Demands Charity Not Taxpayer Subsidies

Mandeville, LA - Let me see if I understand this correctly: FAUX NEWS is watched by "conservatives". Megyn Kelley is a "conservative commentator" on FAUX NEWS. THEREFORE, if you "insult" Megyn Kelley you lose FAUX NEWS'S "conservative" voters including the self-annointed baron de Red States, this equals: HILLARY WINS (she and her id already have won, see Planned Parenthood). Rod Dreher is outraged and in on the Benedict Option to can […]

August 8, 2015 25

Pile of Prep- Friday, GOP Debate Post Mortem

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. The First GOP, Presidential debate happens TONIGHT in two flights, we will have a LIVE Chat and audio coverage of the event here. "We need not debate about the mere words evolution or progress: personally I prefer to call it reform. For reform implies form. It implies that we are trying to shape the world in a particular image; to […]

August 7, 2015 15

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Megan Kelly -Newscaster, Mother and Socialist

(EDITOR'S NOTE- This story originally appeared on 09 August, 2011) Megan Kelly - Newscaster, Mother and Socialist 2011 Mike Church - Hey folks its Mike Church with todays Church Doctrine. On a recent broadcast1, the jubilant yet youthful doyenne of Fox News, Megan Kelly instigated a debate with pundit Mike Gallagher over something Gallagher had said. To wit The Family & Medical Leave Act is a racket for women. Kelly , clad […]

August 7, 2015 38

Thursday Pile of Prep

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. The First GOP, Presidential debate happens TONIGHT in two flights, we will have a LIVE Chat and audio coverage of the event here. ""The greater the King we seek, the wider the land, the more numerous the enemy, so much the greater will be our glory…we are obligated to exult and increase our holy Catholic faith which we undertook to […]

August 6, 2015 11

What Does The Donald Lack?

Lack Of Ethics Is Obvious In Politics Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – "The principal rule that I wish to discuss with you here today, though, has not changed. That is the subject of our discussion. Ungentlemanly behavior is not tolerated." Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. Begin Mike Church Show Transcript Mike: A couple of things that I would like to hit on here today. How many of […]

August 5, 2015 34

Moral Relativism Of Bomb Sniffing Dogs Called To Dentist Who Killed Cecil The Lion

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – The dog is trying to determine whether or not some maniac, some lion lover has placed a bomb that will kill and maim humans inside one of the little stuffed animals that's blocking the doorway of the clinic of the gentleman who is the subject of the media circus and of the misplaced moral outrage over the killing of Cecil the lion. Just ponder that for a moment. Check out today’s transcript for […]

August 5, 2015 22

Planned Parenthood Has Zero Mammography Clinics

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – You may have heard some debate yesterday. You may have heard some hysterical, radical, angry, ugly women, members of Gal Qaeda, demanding that Congress not remove funding for Planned Parenthood because [mocking] “We need our mammograms. We need our women's health.” The fact of the matter is that Planned Parenthood doesn't provide mammograms, none, zero, zilch, nada, nothing. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip […]

August 5, 2015 24

Prep-YES or NO: Does This Union of States Sanction Murder of Its Children?

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. The First GOP, Presidential debate happens tomorrow night in two flights, we will have a LIVE Chat and audio coverage of the event here. Rachel Lu asks the proverbial $64k, Planned Parenthood question: "Are we a nation that murders its children?" Just as predicted, Republicans failed in their task which should remind us that the DeceptiCON infested GOP cannot […]

August 5, 2015 32

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Planned Parenthood=Monsters Inc. Those Little Arms Aren’t From Barbie Dolls

Mandeville, LA - The Center for Medical Progress has just released video #5 in their expose of the diabolical actions of Planned Parenthood clinics. I ask "pro-choicers" if they think the body parts, shown in these screen-caps from this latest video, came from a Barbie Doll or Mr. PotatoHead set? These are REAL parts, ripped from very much alive babies under the misnomer "abortion". Heaven help us for standing idly by […]

August 4, 2015 25

Pile of Prep-GOP Fails To Defund Planned Parenthood,Time to Defund the GOP?

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. The First GOP, Presidential Primary Forum/debate is completed and so is the failed attempt to "defund Planned Parenthood". Just as predicted, Republicans failed in their task which should remind us that the DeceptiCON infested GOP cannot be trusted on matters of Life. The DeceptiCONS cannot convince enough Dumbocrats that Aztec-like child sacrifice is not worthy of ANY Federal […]

August 4, 2015 12

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The Butchers Of Planned Parenthood & “Pro-Choicers” Make Aztecs Look Holy

Mandeville, LA - I spent the better part of the day today tracking down a reliable history of the Spanish conquest of Mexico. After wading through dozens of books and essays that establish their conclusion before beginning their Preface, they go something liked this: The greedy, bloodthirsty Catholics led by the despicable Cortez, robbed the peaceful Aztecs of their serene, idyllic lives, lived in harmony with nature and brotherly love […]

August 3, 2015 36

Mike to Caller Rick In Arkansas: Getting Rid Of Boehner Solves Nothing

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – You have to remember that there is the matter, and you cannot overlook this, of divvying up the spoils of $4 trillion. That is going to continue. If the gavel goes back to Pelosi, it will continue. If the gavel stays with Boehner, it will continue. If the Republicans remain in power, the amount of government that we have and the cost of it is going to rise day over day. That's a […]

August 3, 2015 22

Dentist Who Shot Cecil The Lion Is Hounded By Judgment Porn Addicts

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Dr. Palmer, that's not going to do because the army of jurists out there that practice judgment porn aren't going to let you add any facts to the case. We have morally-selective outrage here. They're outraged by the killing of the lion in a country 7,000 miles away that most people have never been to and will never go to. People have no experience with actually handling, cuddling, petting, loving lions. Check out […]

August 3, 2015 24

Monday Pile of Prep

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. The surge of Donald Trump in the GOP race gives hope to Republicans who have been on the lam since the party embraced anti-intellectualism. " St. Anselm applied himself diligently to the study of every part of theology, by the clear light of scripture and tradition. Whilst he was prior at Bec, he wrote his Monologium, so called, because in […]

August 3, 2015 7

Free Phone Friday Pile of Prep

Mandeville, LA - Mike Church's daily Pile of Prep, Welcome to mikechurch.com's Pile of Prep, all the materials used to prepare the Mike Church show. The surge of Donald Trump in the GOP race gives hope to Republicans who have been on the lam since the party embraced anti-intellectualism. "If there is one thing worse than the modern weakening of major morals, it is the modern strengthening of minor morals. Thus it is considered more […]

July 30, 2015 24

Madison Says: Don’t Support Trump’s Immigration Plan & Call Yourself a Constitutionalist

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – As I said last hour, people think all these other things are so worried about Jorge and Jesus and everyone else sneaking into the country. While that is a concern, and, yes, recidivism amongst illegals is a valid, genuine concern, it is a secondary concern to the primary function of government, which is to act on behalf of the common good. That's why you establish a government. We're not acting on behalf of […]

July 30, 2015 14

Planned Parenthood And Fake PR

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – There's no doubt as to what's going on. Folks, as I said, the technician describes what it is that he has in the dish. He's not led into it. He's giddy about it, and so are the nurses in the room that are yucking it up along with him. They're so desensitized to what it is that they're handling that they don't even think about it. It's like they're handling a bunch of chicken […]

July 30, 2015 16

Wisdom Wednesday – Bruce Bartlett Is A Quack

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – Bruce Bartlett is kind of one of us. He was run out of all polite, acceptable Republican circles when he opposed the Iraq war and then began writing about the horrors of the Bush presidency and what it did to some of the things that had survived the Reagan presidency as, shall we say, tenets of conservatism. I'm still not sure how actual conservative they were, but they were certainly more conservative than […]

July 30, 2015 26

Caller Natalie Wants To Know How To Save The Planet

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – There really is no way to completely withdraw, and I don't think we're supposed to. That's why we’re militants. We don't want to completely withdraw because we want to remain in the fight. It's hard to remain in the fight, but you want to remain in the fight. Check out today’s transcript for the rest…. FOLKS, a message from Mike - The Audio Clip of The Day files, Project 76 feature presentations, Church Doctrine audio […]

July 30, 2015 46

Mike Explains Sovereignty: The States Possessed Powers They LOANED to Feds

Mandeville, LA – Exclusive Transcript – It's one of these parts of philosophy that's fascinating to think of. When you hold an acorn in your hand -- just talking about potential -- if it’s an acorn from an oak tree, you look at that little acorn and go: Look at how tiny that thing is. Inside, what's contained in that acorn, is enough to produce, in 300 years, the most magnificent and majestic oak ever seen. That's potential. Check […]

July 30, 2015 14