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(Audio)Mandeville, LA -You know those cartoons where you have tofind the odd item out? For instance, it'll be a picture of a huge greenfield of grass, they've got some horses galloping about on the top left, a few trees with some nondescript birds on itdown on the left corner, a rocky stream flowing through the middleleading to a pond on the bottom left with a few forest animals lappingup a drink or having a swim. Then on the top left […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Eric in Indiana on the line with us tofinish out a free phone Tuesday, and what a great finish it was. Hebrings up the disputed point that the airport is a FederalInstillation. He then makes the entering of an airport sound like acomplex and socially governed scene out of Minority Report. Fortunately,the KingDude has a knowledge tree in his back yard and knows that theTSA only give's us this power trip because Congress has allegedlyconferred this […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - First Lady Chairmanette MaObama has takenthe nutritional needs of all the fat kids throughout America and placedit neatly on her plate so as to tend to it as soon as possible. Andtend she will folks, she plans to instill a major new initiative thatwill place up to 5,000 salad bars in public schools nation wide. Hasthe Gubbmint taken the perfection of society into it's deadly Leviathangrasp? What does a world purged of fat kids even promote?It […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - On Fridays here at the Mike Church Show wewake up at the ass crack of dawn and we bleed two things: HawaiianShirts & Free Phones. That's it folks. In fact, it consumesliterally the rest of the day post-air on Thursdays. This particularFriday the talk show heavens above sent down a glimmer of goodness inthe form of Larry. Hear Mike and Dude-Maker Hotline Caller of the Year Nominee Larrytalk about Leviathan's stranglehold grasp on the economy, the […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - If you haven't heard yet, today we werefortunate enough to have Angelo M. Codevilla on the Dude-Maker Hotline,and it was thirty five minutes of Constitutional serenity.If you missedit we suggest you direct all of your complaints, discrepancies,comments and suggestions to the bin entitled "Shut Up". And then we suggest that you go immediately to the lead story for today where you can hear the interview in it's entirety. As for today's Show Clip of the Day, we […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Three people standing in a room. First guysays - You know it's an old wives tale that everything the FederalGovernment does involving money comes out of your pocket as atax-payer. Second guy says -That's fine by me, without the assistanceof the Federal Government who would make sure of our safety in flight.The third guy stands up and punches the other two in the face saying"I'm Mike Church you knuckle-dragging-neanderthals, now shut up andlisten before America goes […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - If you haven't taken a trip on that greatbig bird in the sky lately let us give you an insight on what you maybe getting yourself into. A porno. That's right folks, these new AITScanners that are taking up space, time and money at your localairports are taking pretty graphic x-ray scans of the human body thatare beginning to cause what smells like a ruckus. Oh wait, we forgot totell you that if you wish to […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Perhaps you've heard about the phony debt commission gettingtogether and claiming they can fix some of our problems by cutting 4trillion dollars out of the Federal budget for the next ten years. Firstly,these numbers are not reliable and are always wrong on the 'high' side.Secondly, cutting 4 trillion is like saying you'll clean the GrandCanyon when all you do is vacuum the Welcome Center, in order to actually begin paying this debt without defaulting we need […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - And so it is said: One can be either on theleft of the fence or the right of the fence, not perched atop. One canbe either heads or tails, the coin doesn't land vertically. Well, toyou citizens of Libtardia you can't have it both ways. You can't havethe perpetually expanding welfare state which you claim are the socialachievements of the 20th century and then whine moan and cry about themwhen they are used. In this instance […]

 (Audio) Mandeville, LA- This may be surprising to you folks, butwe've found yet another waste of money and efficiency in the FederalLeviathan up in Mordor on the Potomac. Question: Why do we have Federal system where Congress stays in D.C. all year long?The State Legislatures aren't there all year long, and if a crisisarises they can use the advancements of technology to Facetime, picture message,tweet, text, post, voicemail or whatever to those involved. The true problem here ladies and gentleman […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - It's true folks, there are those out there who argue that theFederal Government must be kept, they argue against secession and forthe Federal Union. Then there's Mike Church from Sirius/XM's PatriotChannel who poses the question: "Where is this divinely written orinspired?" Which brings us to the word, 'secession', a word not to be done away with nor to be run away from. Itis a reservation of power, a reservation and representation ofsovereignty, and there is nothing […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - It must be 'Free Phone Friday' because we've got Gayle on the linefrom the center of Libtard hell, known as Connecticut, and she wouldlike some input on just what to do with Medicaid and Medicare. Have noLibtard fear, Mike Church is here: As far as Medicaid and Medicare isconcerned the States participate in it voluntarily, the FederalGovernment sets the guidelines, pay structures and orders the States toimplement it, which in turn creates a scheme where the […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - In response to a brain dead Obamabot Zombieasking and answering their own question "Hey Tea Party, why weren't youangry when this happened...Because a black man wasn't in the WhiteHouse", Mike so brilliantly explains and reminds the minions out therethat an uppity, very powerful white woman and her white male henchmanwere stripped of power on Tuesday without any charges of racism foropposing Miss Pelosi. Point made.Citizens of Libtardia: Enjoywhat the Federal Government is paying you to do […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - There's new blood in and around Leviathan, however the question remains, can the new guys do what Ronald Wilson Reagan couldn't? Probably not, wake up folks! Our solution isn't going to come from changing the deck chairs on the S.S. Leviathan Titanic.Theother big talk of the day, coming from the Libtard side of thescrimmage field, is 'Republicans aren't gonna be able to doanything...". Yes, it is painfully honest that the methods we've beentaking may not have […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Just a reminder; the last time the Republican Party was in control andit 'fixed' the economy it led to the greatest bubble burst in thehistory of the known universe. Yes we got the Bush tax cuts, howeverthe spending never halted. Yes we got a million and a half fake phonyjobs in the construction industry, however with the housing crisisthere is no more work.  Mike Church's solution: tell people the truth,I'm going to cut your taxes and […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - When it comes to the subject of LiberalPoliticians and their argument it's merely a choice of ease or studiousdedication. This is their secret: it's intellectually easy, doesn'trequire any effort on their part whatsoever, they don't have to behistorically knowledgeable as long as they can remember 'Life, Libertyand the Pursuit of Happiness' and the Constitution guarantees all theserights and what not.  On the other hand, to be against it is far moredifficult requiring ideals such as: reading, […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Mike's not your enemy, nor will he rain on your parade on Wednesdaymorning, in fact he will celebrate with you because there are things tocelebrate Wednesday. BUT, we must keep a very keen eye towards what thegreatest challenge facing any human civilization known to man. Thechallenge at hand needs to be addressed and if the new nit-wits failwho do we vote in for 2012?  On the lighter side of the street,Nazi Pelosi is on her way […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - As you are reading this, Terminatorland, orknown to some as California, is between 13 and 20 billion dollars inthe hole this year. Their unfunded liabilities add up to mere pettycash at 100 billion dollars. California has no industry left, they haveall sought other dwellings due to the insane regulations. The tax basehas eroded - their is a productive class that is carrying the entirestate!Everything that could possibly be broken inside the great stateof California seems to […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - As the boat named S.S. Leviathan Titanic continues to sink, Mike takes a trip to the sporting good store in search ofsome ammo.  While there, the Federal Government manages to botch yetanother Amendment in the form of a sign reading "Federal Law Notice -Stealing anything from the firearm department is a Federal crimeagainst the Federal Firearms Act of 1968".  Has anyone up there inMordor on the Potomac heard of the 2nd Amendment, or perhaps The Billof […]

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - How many people out there plan on getting their respective Congressmen to repeal Obamacare with no deal made? Sounds like a fantastic gameplan, right? That is untilthe Federal Government continues to fuel this fiscal disaster and theDude Nation realizes what Mike's been saying all along.."You can changethe deck chairs, but the ships still gonna sink!" Related Materials: Don't Trust Government Healthcare

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Focusingon the deficit for the next two years, Obama will try and make gains ondeficit reduction, education and energy while enforcing healthcare andfinancial overhauls. Don't worry though, he also plans on protectingthem from repeal just in case the Republicans try and 'put baby in thecorner'.   

Itappears National 'Communist' Radio has taken the liberty of gettingthemselves into a little hot water over terminating Juan Williams. Putaside all the rumored 'defund NPR' jargon and let Mr. Church teach youhow to really get at those Public Radio purse strings!

Thelevel of mandatory spending has exceeded the total amount of the lastyear when Bush was in office. So what are we up against now? Well,Mike's got a pie and would like to explain it.

Barack and  Michelle Obama Shill Electoral Propaganda in Hopes of Continuing "Change"Listen to the Segment from the Show Mike Church Show|Clip of the Day|https://mikechurch.com/mikes_audio/COD/Oct_10/20102010_Clip_Of_The_Day.mp3(Audio/Video) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - Mike dissects the transparent attempt made by First Lady Michelle and President Barrack Obama in their one last desperate hope of salvaging Democrat seats in Congress, coming on the heels of ever-growing list of pundits forecasting  a literal hemorrhage of incumbent Democrats as a result of this fall's mid-term elections.The video, entitled "Get […]

Mike can't help but laugh along with the rest of the world as Sharon Angle smacks Harry Worthless Warbucks Reid with the soon to be infamous "Man up Harry Reid" statement in last night's NV U.S. Senate debate.

Statist Politicians Campaign to Secure Government Scientists as High Priests (Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA Following the debate between Christine ODonnell and Chris Coons, Mike explores the statist tactic of how big government politicians not only denigrate people of faith, but also their bait and switch ruse of replacing those private individual religious views with the states government funded expert-scientists as the centrally approved dogma.A reality just as dangerous to individual liberty as would be any government-approved religion, albeit cloaked under the […]

Task of Restoring the Republic lies with the People not Politicians inWashington(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - On todays show, Mike discusses the undeniable responsibility we as a people must acknowledge as it relates tothe federal governments never-ending expansion past its Constitutionalrestraints. Whether by repealing the Seventeenth Amendment which designed andsucceeded in democratizing the Republic while simultaneously granting anunchecked strangle-hold to monetarists and corporatists or by turning to thefail-safe engrossed into the Constitution via an Article V convention, in theend We the […]

The Ability of those in Power to Put themselves First has Long Been aDanger to the Republic(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - It is often suggested thatmany of the ills emanating from the body politic can be corrected with meretinkering of the system. Whether instituted by term limits, transparentfinancial disclosure, or any other means, all such measures fail ad infinitum for as long as the abilityto self-enrich ones purse remains a benefit to attaining public office. Dr. Benjamin Franklin's Warning of Allowing […]

The Error of  Promoting Unilateral Higher-Education and the Decline of theAmerican Economy(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA The blanket pursuit of plunging one's selfinto massive debt in order to obtain a college degree in conjunction with thedeindustrialization of America via global free-trade agreements share a few rathersobering traits, both have contributed to devolving  Americans  into a nation of CONSUMERS  utterly displacing our ability or desire  to produce light and durable goods.Further, such an unbalanced economic reality fosters almostcomplete dependency on foreign nations to […]

Environmental Movements Loyalty to Central Planning exposes Flaw in Green Philosophy(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - The complete and utterreliance on a central plan emanating from a government in order to protect theenvironment is a total and complete anathema to reality. Whether it is the GreenPolice commercial during half-time of the Super Bowl or a video depictingEnvironmentalists murdering those who dare dissent from the dogma of climatehysteria, the overarching theme remains, individuals are incapable ofprotecting the environment and thus only through the […]

Fomenting the Cycle of Government Dependency & Wealth Transfer to theNext Generation(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA -  President Obama appeared last night before acrowd of young energetic supporters at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser and concert featuring rapper B.o.B. to remind them that without government,their lives would be meaningless and to dismiss the notion that they are somehow at all responsible for their own decisions, successes and/or failures.In recent weeks, some within the domestic statist wing of theparty have started rumbling that […]