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Why Was Kanye West In The Thanksgiving Day Parade?

(Audio)Mandeville, LA -You know those cartoons where you have tofind the odd item out? For instance, it'll be a picture of a huge greenfield of grass, they've got some horses galloping about on the top left, a few trees with some nondescript birds on itdown on the left corner, a rocky stream flowing through the middleleading to a pond on the bottom left with a few forest animals lappingup a […]

todayNovember 29, 2010 7

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Ignore The TSA Pat-Down; They’ll Just Shoot You

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Eric in Indiana on the line with us tofinish out a free phone Tuesday, and what a great finish it was. Hebrings up the disputed point that the airport is a FederalInstillation. He then makes the entering of an airport sound like acomplex and socially governed scene out of Minority Report. Fortunately,the KingDude has a knowledge tree in his back yard and knows that theTSA only […]

todayNovember 23, 2010 3

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Ireland: So They’re Gonna Get A Bailout, Aren’t They?

[mp3t track='23112010_Transcript_2.mp3'] (Audio) Mandeville, LA - For a moment, just for a brief moment today, we are allowed to take a well deserved and much needed break from the monotony of all of our ridiculous economic woes and politely point and laugh at Europe and their surmounting fiscal disaster that's frothingover the side of the mug. In particularly we're discussing the economicfate of the Irish. There was once a time […]

todayNovember 23, 2010 13

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Michelle Obama’s Salad Bar Solution For Fatties

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - First Lady Chairmanette MaObama has takenthe nutritional needs of all the fat kids throughout America and placedit neatly on her plate so as to tend to it as soon as possible. Andtend she will folks, she plans to instill a major new initiative thatwill place up to 5,000 salad bars in public schools nation wide. Hasthe Gubbmint taken the perfection of society into it's deadly Leviathangrasp? […]

todayNovember 22, 2010 14

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Larry Get’s DudeMaker Hotline Caller of the Year Nomination

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - On Fridays here at the Mike Church Show wewake up at the ass crack of dawn and we bleed two things: HawaiianShirts & Free Phones. That's it folks. In fact, it consumesliterally the rest of the day post-air on Thursdays. This particularFriday the talk show heavens above sent down a glimmer of goodness inthe form of Larry. Hear Mike and Dude-Maker Hotline Caller of the Year […]

todayNovember 19, 2010 7

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Jacob Heilbrunn Says Ron Paul Is An Isolationist

[mp3t track='19112010_Transcript_2.mp3'] (Audio & Transcript) Mandeville, LA - Today's transcript beginswith a Jacob Heilbrunn editorial written in the Los Angeles Times, apiece that the KingDude deems despicable. He starts things off bytaking up for BernYankMe by calling Ron Paul an isolationist - we saymaybe the isolationists have a point. He then claimsthe Federal Reservewas created to issue currency and set interest rates for banksbalancing the risk of recession and inflation […]

todayNovember 19, 2010 7

Liberty

Brave Horatius at the bridge

I am often asked the question: Mike, if you're so sure there is no hope for the Constitution and the Union why don't YOU just give up!?" And the answer is "just because the fight seems unwinnable that doesn't mean that it is worth fighting. That's where the "Brave Horatius at the bridge" poem comes in because Horatius faces the same situation and the same question, yet he soldiers on. […]

todayNovember 19, 2010 6

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Codevilla’s Take On The Ivy-League and Sarah Palin

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - If you haven't heard yet, today we werefortunate enough to have Angelo M. Codevilla on the Dude-Maker Hotline,and it was thirty five minutes of Constitutional serenity.If you missedit we suggest you direct all of your complaints, discrepancies,comments and suggestions to the bin entitled "Shut Up". And then we suggest that you go immediately to the lead story for today where you can hear the interview in […]

todayNovember 18, 2010 9

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Airlines Get the Best Deal Out Of the TSA

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Three people standing in a room. First guysays - You know it's an old wives tale that everything the FederalGovernment does involving money comes out of your pocket as atax-payer. Second guy says -That's fine by me, without the assistanceof the Federal Government who would make sure of our safety in flight.The third guy stands up and punches the other two in the face saying"I'm Mike […]

todayNovember 17, 2010 4

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TSA: Getting To 2nd Base Has Never Been Easier

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - If you haven't taken a trip on that greatbig bird in the sky lately let us give you an insight on what you maybe getting yourself into. A porno. That's right folks, these new AITScanners that are taking up space, time and money at your localairports are taking pretty graphic x-ray scans of the human body thatare beginning to cause what smells like a ruckus. Oh […]

todayNovember 16, 2010 14

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Chris of New York Is All For TSA. Mike, Not So Much.

[mp3t track='16112010_Transcript_2.mp3'] (Audio)Mandeville, LA - It's always fun here on the Mike Church Show, in factsome say it's even mandatory, but what really turns the glitter to goldhere is when a caller, especially of the Libtard denomination, decidesto use the nads in their pants for something other than additions tothe genealogy tree. Today we've got Chris of New York on the phone andin his words: "I believe 95% of everything […]

todayNovember 16, 2010 7

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The Debt Commission and What They Didn’t Solve

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Perhaps you've heard about the phony debt commission gettingtogether and claiming they can fix some of our problems by cutting 4trillion dollars out of the Federal budget for the next ten years. Firstly,these numbers are not reliable and are always wrong on the 'high' side.Secondly, cutting 4 trillion is like saying you'll clean the GrandCanyon when all you do is vacuum the Welcome Center, in order […]

todayNovember 11, 2010 8

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Libtards: Concerned About the Nutritional Value of Children

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - And so it is said: One can be either on theleft of the fence or the right of the fence, not perched atop. One canbe either heads or tails, the coin doesn't land vertically. Well, toyou citizens of Libtardia you can't have it both ways. You can't havethe perpetually expanding welfare state which you claim are the socialachievements of the 20th century and then whine moan […]

todayNovember 10, 2010 6

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The Fiscal Issue of Housing and Urban Development

[mp3t track='10112010_Transcript_1.mp3']   Related Material: For a quick 'refresh' lesson on how we managed to get this off track with the whole housing busines, listen to this segment on BernYANK-ME's follies from the archives of The Mike Church Show on Sirius/XM's Patriot Channel: The 2010 Housing Bubble - Starring Ben BernYANK-ME  Begin Mike Church Show Transcript Mike:  Somebody was proposing that one of the debates thats going to come up […]

todayNovember 10, 2010 8

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The War Between Us and Our Wealth

 (Audio) Mandeville, LA- This may be surprising to you folks, butwe've found yet another waste of money and efficiency in the FederalLeviathan up in Mordor on the Potomac. Question: Why do we have Federal system where Congress stays in D.C. all year long?The State Legislatures aren't there all year long, and if a crisisarises they can use the advancements of technology to Facetime, picture message,tweet, text, post, voicemail or whatever […]

todayNovember 9, 2010 2

The Constitution

The Virginia Resolutions of 1798

Virginia Resolution of 1798 RESOLVED, That the General Assembly of Virginia, doth unequivocably express a firm resolution to maintain and defend the Constitution of the United States, and the Constitution of this State, against every aggression either foreign or domestic, and that they will support the government of the United States in all measures warranted by the former. That this assembly most solemnly declares a warm attachment to the Union […]

todayNovember 9, 2010 6

Daily Clip

Secession Picks Up Steam In Texas

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - It's true folks, there are those out there who argue that theFederal Government must be kept, they argue against secession and forthe Federal Union. Then there's Mike Church from Sirius/XM's PatriotChannel who poses the question: "Where is this divinely written orinspired?" Which brings us to the word, 'secession', a word not to be done away with nor to be run away from. Itis a reservation of […]

todayNovember 8, 2010 12

Pile Of Prep

8 November, 2010 Pile of Prep-early edition

Sara Palin launches the smartest phase of her career by taking on Ben Bernyankme and the out of control criminal enterprise know as "The Fed"Chris Christie-DeceptiCON colors finally emerge in endorsement of Mike Castle and analysis of Delaware's SenateraceMayor Adolf Dumberg doesn't like the fact that many of you people kicked the "experts"out of Congress in favor of those non-elites from the Tea Party Right out of the Mike Church […]

todayNovember 7, 2010 8

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The Elimination of Medicaid and Medicare

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - It must be 'Free Phone Friday' because we've got Gayle on the linefrom the center of Libtard hell, known as Connecticut, and she wouldlike some input on just what to do with Medicaid and Medicare. Have noLibtard fear, Mike Church is here: As far as Medicaid and Medicare isconcerned the States participate in it voluntarily, the FederalGovernment sets the guidelines, pay structures and orders the States […]

todayNovember 5, 2010 5

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Libtardia: They’d Rather Be Blogging.

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - In response to a brain dead Obamabot Zombieasking and answering their own question "Hey Tea Party, why weren't youangry when this happened...Because a black man wasn't in the WhiteHouse", Mike so brilliantly explains and reminds the minions out therethat an uppity, very powerful white woman and her white male henchmanwere stripped of power on Tuesday without any charges of racism foropposing Miss Pelosi. Point made.Citizens of […]

todayNovember 4, 2010 6

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New Blood In Leviathan, Red Blood

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - There's new blood in and around Leviathan, however the question remains, can the new guys do what Ronald Wilson Reagan couldn't? Probably not, wake up folks! Our solution isn't going to come from changing the deck chairs on the S.S. Leviathan Titanic.Theother big talk of the day, coming from the Libtard side of thescrimmage field, is 'Republicans aren't gonna be able to doanything...". Yes, it is […]

todayNovember 3, 2010 7

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The Way Out Of This Is Liberty

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Just a reminder; the last time the Republican Party was in control andit 'fixed' the economy it led to the greatest bubble burst in thehistory of the known universe. Yes we got the Bush tax cuts, howeverthe spending never halted. Yes we got a million and a half fake phonyjobs in the construction industry, however with the housing crisisthere is no more work.  Mike Church's solution: […]

todayNovember 2, 2010 7

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Liberal or Just Plain Lazy?

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - When it comes to the subject of LiberalPoliticians and their argument it's merely a choice of ease or studiousdedication. This is their secret: it's intellectually easy, doesn'trequire any effort on their part whatsoever, they don't have to behistorically knowledgeable as long as they can remember 'Life, Libertyand the Pursuit of Happiness' and the Constitution guarantees all theserights and what not.  On the other hand, to be […]

todayNovember 1, 2010 9

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Same Challenge: New Nit-Wits

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Mike's not your enemy, nor will he rain on your parade on Wednesdaymorning, in fact he will celebrate with you because there are things tocelebrate Wednesday. BUT, we must keep a very keen eye towards what thegreatest challenge facing any human civilization known to man. Thechallenge at hand needs to be addressed and if the new nit-wits failwho do we vote in for 2012?  On the […]

todayOctober 29, 2010 1

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California: The New Red-Headed Stepchild

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - As you are reading this, Terminatorland, orknown to some as California, is between 13 and 20 billion dollars inthe hole this year. Their unfunded liabilities add up to mere pettycash at 100 billion dollars. California has no industry left, they haveall sought other dwellings due to the insane regulations. The tax basehas eroded - their is a productive class that is carrying the entirestate!Everything that could […]

todayOctober 28, 2010 5

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Federal Law Notice

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - As the boat named S.S. Leviathan Titanic continues to sink, Mike takes a trip to the sporting good store in search ofsome ammo.  While there, the Federal Government manages to botch yetanother Amendment in the form of a sign reading "Federal Law Notice -Stealing anything from the firearm department is a Federal crimeagainst the Federal Firearms Act of 1968".  Has anyone up there inMordor on the […]

todayOctober 27, 2010 11

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The New Class of Republic DeceptiCONS: Bad In Place of Worse

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - How many people out there plan on getting their respective Congressmen to repeal Obamacare with no deal made? Sounds like a fantastic gameplan, right? That is untilthe Federal Government continues to fuel this fiscal disaster and theDude Nation realizes what Mike's been saying all along.."You can changethe deck chairs, but the ships still gonna sink!" Related Materials: Don't Trust Government Healthcare

todayOctober 26, 2010 7

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Mad Man’s Agenda Depends On Republican Testicular Fortitude

(Audio) Mandeville, LA - Focusingon the deficit for the next two years, Obama will try and make gains ondeficit reduction, education and energy while enforcing healthcare andfinancial overhauls. Don't worry though, he also plans on protectingthem from repeal just in case the Republicans try and 'put baby in thecorner'.   

todayOctober 25, 2010 1

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National Communist Radio and Hippies?

Itappears National 'Communist' Radio has taken the liberty of gettingthemselves into a little hot water over terminating Juan Williams. Putaside all the rumored 'defund NPR' jargon and let Mr. Church teach youhow to really get at those Public Radio purse strings!

todayOctober 22, 2010 4

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Piece of Pie!

Thelevel of mandatory spending has exceeded the total amount of the lastyear when Bush was in office. So what are we up against now? Well,Mike's got a pie and would like to explain it.

todayOctober 21, 2010 10

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Barack and Michelle Obama Debut Get out the Vote Video “Get in the Game”

Barack and  Michelle Obama Shill Electoral Propaganda in Hopes of Continuing "Change"Listen to the Segment from the Show Mike Church Show|Clip of the Day|https://mikechurch.com/mikes_audio/COD/Oct_10/20102010_Clip_Of_The_Day.mp3(Audio/Video) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - Mike dissects the transparent attempt made by First Lady Michelle and President Barrack Obama in their one last desperate hope of salvaging Democrat seats in Congress, coming on the heels of ever-growing list of pundits forecasting  a literal hemorrhage of incumbent Democrats as […]

todayOctober 20, 2010 3

Daily Clip

Clip of The Day 15 October, 2010

Mike can't help but laugh along with the rest of the world as Sharon Angle smacks Harry Worthless Warbucks Reid with the soon to be infamous "Man up Harry Reid" statement in last night's NV U.S. Senate debate.

todayOctober 18, 2010 2

Transcripts

Test transcript 181010

[mp3t track='10_15_2010_race_flatscreen_tv_1.mp3']18 October, 2010 -Mike was out todays so David Webb filled in.Transcript to follow. 

todayOctober 18, 2010 1

Daily Clip

The Elevation of Science as GOD

Statist Politicians Campaign to Secure Government Scientists as High Priests (Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA Following the debate between Christine ODonnell and Chris Coons, Mike explores the statist tactic of how big government politicians not only denigrate people of faith, but also their bait and switch ruse of replacing those private individual religious views with the states government funded expert-scientists as the centrally approved dogma.A reality just as dangerous to individual liberty […]

todayOctober 15, 2010 4

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Fixing the Broken

Task of Restoring the Republic lies with the People not Politicians inWashington(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - On todays show, Mike discusses the undeniable responsibility we as a people must acknowledge as it relates tothe federal governments never-ending expansion past its Constitutionalrestraints. Whether by repealing the Seventeenth Amendment which designed andsucceeded in democratizing the Republic while simultaneously granting anunchecked strangle-hold to monetarists and corporatists or by turning to thefail-safe engrossed into the […]

todayOctober 12, 2010 4

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Congress’ Ability to Dictate Salary Leads to Representation of the Lowest Common Denominator

The Ability of those in Power to Put themselves First has Long Been aDanger to the Republic(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - It is often suggested thatmany of the ills emanating from the body politic can be corrected with meretinkering of the system. Whether instituted by term limits, transparentfinancial disclosure, or any other means, all such measures fail ad infinitum for as long as the abilityto self-enrich ones purse remains a benefit […]

todayOctober 7, 2010 1

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The Fundamental Difference between the Chinese and American Economies

The Error of  Promoting Unilateral Higher-Education and the Decline of theAmerican Economy(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA The blanket pursuit of plunging one's selfinto massive debt in order to obtain a college degree in conjunction with thedeindustrialization of America via global free-trade agreements share a few rathersobering traits, both have contributed to devolving  Americans  into a nation of CONSUMERS  utterly displacing our ability or desire  to produce light and durable goods.Further, such an […]

todayOctober 7, 2010 2

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Ownership of Private Property best way to Ensure Environmental Integrity

Environmental Movements Loyalty to Central Planning exposes Flaw in Green Philosophy(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA - The complete and utterreliance on a central plan emanating from a government in order to protect theenvironment is a total and complete anathema to reality. Whether it is the GreenPolice commercial during half-time of the Super Bowl or a video depictingEnvironmentalists murdering those who dare dissent from the dogma of climatehysteria, the overarching theme remains, individuals […]

todayOctober 5, 2010 1

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President Implores Youth Not to Depend on Selves; urges Allegiance to Government

Fomenting the Cycle of Government Dependency & Wealth Transfer to theNext Generation(Audio) MANDEVILLE, LOUISIANA -  President Obama appeared last night before acrowd of young energetic supporters at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser and concert featuring rapper B.o.B. to remind them that without government,their lives would be meaningless and to dismiss the notion that they are somehow at all responsible for their own decisions, successes and/or failures.In recent weeks, some within […]

todayOctober 1, 2010 1

Transcripts

Expedite judgement Day in CA-Vote Jerry Brown!

Begin Mike Church Show Transcript Mike: How many of you are following, at any level, the racefor the governorship or the Senate seat in California? I mean, in theSenate race you have the wonderful, what were they called, the GLOW,Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. Except theyre not gorgeous, theyrehacks. You have Barbara Bouncer, who cant even name the nine justiceson the Supreme Court. I know this because my friend John Ziegler […]

todaySeptember 30, 2010 4

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